Baaaaa, goes the sheep…

Okay, so I finally filled out the “LJ sexual compatibility survey,” which is here

gadget_girl 65%
ga_sunshine 63%
lightgatherer 63%
whisperedstorm 61%
simplysakka 58%
noelfigart 56%
shaktiqueen 56%
lost_lethe 54%
kjersti 54%
evilkitty21 54%
sweetsbmsn 54%
smoocherie 52%
delenn99 42%
dawnd 39%
moonshadowdance 37%
latexiron 28%
kattaryna 25%
nolly 22%
larak68m 20%
agnosticfont 20%
icedrake 17%
sirstee 9%
lproven 7%
crasch 7%
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The most interesting thing about it, aside from the fact that it lists me as being compatible with men (which I’m not…sorry, guys), is that the person on top of the list, gadget_girl, is only 65% compatible with me, and it goes down from there.

There are two conclusions one can draw from these results. Either I’m just way too kinky for everyone on my friends list, or the test doesn’t know its digital ass from a virtual hole in the ground. Which one is more likely is left as an exercise to the reader.

24 thoughts on “Baaaaa, goes the sheep…

  1. I vote for the latter. You actually came out at the very top of my list, and I don’t consider 63% to be extremely high. I thought Okay, maybe I’m just a lot kinkier than everyone else who has taken this. Given that you’re expressing the same sentiment, though, I’m forced to wonder….

  2. I vote for the latter. You actually came out at the very top of my list, and I don’t consider 63% to be extremely high. I thought Okay, maybe I’m just a lot kinkier than everyone else who has taken this. Given that you’re expressing the same sentiment, though, I’m forced to wonder….

  3. Well, with both of us saying “sorry, we know we’re cute, but not interested” to half the human race, that explains why I’m at 13% on your list 🙂

    Still, I haven’t seen *anyone* with more than a 70% match yet. Beats me why.

  4. Well, with both of us saying “sorry, we know we’re cute, but not interested” to half the human race, that explains why I’m at 13% on your list 🙂

    Still, I haven’t seen *anyone* with more than a 70% match yet. Beats me why.

  5. I am guessing it is the “position ranking” thingy imbedded (sorry couldn’t help myself) in the survey. With that randomization, it throws everyone for a loop. My top response was 75%. I am betting on that as the reason. Of course on my list 8 out of 10 of the respondants I know happen to identify as bisexual and I am not so there is another variable that brings our compatabilty down. 8 out of 10….hmmmmm interesting…

  6. I am guessing it is the “position ranking” thingy imbedded (sorry couldn’t help myself) in the survey. With that randomization, it throws everyone for a loop. My top response was 75%. I am betting on that as the reason. Of course on my list 8 out of 10 of the respondants I know happen to identify as bisexual and I am not so there is another variable that brings our compatabilty down. 8 out of 10….hmmmmm interesting…

    • Re: OK – I admit it

      Why, I’m flattered! Probably not surprising we’re compatible, all things considered.

      Still, I wonder what “65% sexually compatible” really means. What ruler do you use to measure something like that? Enquiring minds, and all that.

  7. Re: OK – I admit it

    Why, I’m flattered! Probably not surprising we’re compatible, all things considered.

    Still, I wonder what “65% sexually compatible” really means. What ruler do you use to measure something like that? Enquiring minds, and all that.

  8. i think it’s all a load of horse pucky. knowing the people that i know, knowing what they’re into, and what i’m into, there’s no WAY i should have been scoring this low with people.

  9. i think it’s all a load of horse pucky. knowing the people that i know, knowing what they’re into, and what i’m into, there’s no WAY i should have been scoring this low with people.

  10. Yeah, I know. And it seems like it’s impossible to score higher than 70%, even when you try to compare yourself with yourself.

    Still, seeing as how you ended up on the top of my list, should I be worried? 🙂

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