Neat Tech

The idea is surprisingly simple once you think about it: pair a large touch-screen LCD display of the type used in the Microsoft Surface prototype and elsewhere with an ordinary mirror. Simple, but the result is, I think, a whole lot more interesting than just large-format touch screen displays alone:

There’s a blog entry on the gizmo from the folks who dreamed it up.

I like living in the future. 🙂

After the Sushi

The three of us made it home from our sushi run almost six hours after the moment when I first said “Hey, why don’t we go get sushi now?”

The last ten minutes was the most harrowing; we’d opted to cheat and call a cab from Sushi House, which took us to the train station one pint nine miles away, as the Google Maps crawler crawls. From there we went to the subway station ten minutes from home, where a decidedly non-poly-friendly car awaited.

During the sushi, the temperature had dropped about twenty degrees, and David seldom wears anything save for shorts and sandals. This made leaving him at the station while I ran dayo home, then returning to pick him up a decidedly less than attractive option. So, we all three squeezed into the car, dayo on David’s lap (to both of their delight, judging from the sounds), and we prayed for no intervention from meddlesome law enforcement types on the drive home.

No meddlesome law enforcement intervention presented itself.

Cut for kinky sex and a cute picture of a cat

How we know God is a man

And now on to the post I had intended to make.

Last weekend, while walking to Sushi House during the five and a half hour sushi-related adventure detiled here, we passed a lighted advertisement for Remy Martin booze mounted on the side of a bus stop.

The ad suggests hot biracial girl-on-girl action, with just a hint of bondage play. I snapped a pic with my iPhone; sorry about the quality, the light was very low.

It’s part of the “things are getting interesting” ad campaign for Remy Martin, who I gather make booze. Not surprising, really; booze and body spray (and by the way, WTF is “body spray,” exactly? I’ve never quite figured it out. As near as I can tell, it’s a product category that didn’t even exist a decade ago) are generally advertised with overt, and sometimes over-the-top, sexual imagery. Here are a few more images from the same advertising campaign:

   

So basically, what we’ve got is kinky girl-on-girl action, hot threeways, and a rather nice dungeon door. I want that door on my private dungeon when I build my next house…but I digress.

This, of course, is how we know God is a guy. ‘Cause God thinks girl-on-girl action is hot, but guy-on-guy action is gross. There’s no question in my mind that if the first ad featured two half-naked, well-muscled men, the campaign would be canceled post-haste. C’mon, seriously, you know the religious brigade would be all up in arms, burning things with torches and reciting from Leviticus and whatever else it is they do.

‘Course, none of this is particularly new. I’m just curious if there’ll ever be a day when there’s a little more parity in the kinky sex. You know, as a bold announcement of a significant new step by society toward equal rights and representation for all1. (And why is it that girl-on-girl is hot but guy-on-guy is gross in the public’s mind, anyway?)

“Buy our product and two hot models will fuck you. Like, at the same time. And you can watch them fuck each other, too! Really, honest Injun. You can tell we’re sincere ’cause our ads are all, like, moody and stuff.”

1 Actually, while I say that tongue-in-cheek, there was a time–and not too long ago, at that–when even the merest suggestion that people of different races might want to get it on with each other would’ve brought out the torches-and-pitchforks crowd faster than you can say “anti-miscegenation laws are stupid and patently offensive.” So maybe there is hope.

Yes, I know California passed Proposition 8. I expected it to pass, actually. It’s the last dying gasp of the bigots and homophobes; in a few generations, this and other stupidity enshrined in state constitutions all over the union will go the way of those anti-miscegenation laws, which were also writ into state constitutions not so long ago.

Later…

Sears says it’s a bad fuel pump. Sears also says they don’t do fuel pumps.

The guy at the auto service place down the road says “you have a del Sol? Cool! I used to have one too. Put an Integra engine in it.” He also says that it seems to be a bad fuel pump, and the car should be running tomorrow.

Well, hell.

I’m typing this post from my iPhone. The reason I’m typing this from my iPhone as opposed to my computer is I’m sitting in my car. The reason I’m sitting in my car as opposed to my office is my car is not working. The reason my car is not working is unknown at the present time.

I’m hoping it’s bad gas. That may seem a strange thing to hope for (“gee, I sure hope I have a tankful of bad fuel in my car right now!”), but it beats the alternatives that present themselves to the mind of this humble scribe.

See, this car, whose legendary reliability I’ve remarked upon before, was low on gas this afternoon. So I pulled into a gas station, whereupon I proceeded to put 9.3 gallons of gas into a 10-gallon tank. At the completion of this relatively trivial exercise, the car refused to start.

Oh, it turned over just fine. And made enthusiastic “I’m going to start now” noises, but starting conspicuously failed to happen. So, in the spirit of post hoc, ergo propter hoc reasoning, I am thinking, or perhaps hoping, that the gas I put in the car was more like water, or breast milk from a bevy of Italian supermodels, or something.

And now the tow truck is here and I must be off.

Some thoughts on reason, falsehood, and emotional need

When David and I arrived at work last Wednesday, our HR manager was in a pretty foul mood. When David asked how she was, she answered “scared. We’ve just voted in a Muslim terrorist as President.”

Now, Barack Obama is neither a terrorist nor a Muslim; in point of fact, he’s a Christian and a long-time member of a Christian church affiliated with the United Church of Christ. But that’s not really what I came here to talk about; in fact, I’m not really here to talk politics at all. I’m here to talk about what makes people believe outlandish things.


There’s a really interesting two-part essay over on Slactivist about an enduring urban legend surrounding Proctor & Gamble, the company that makes laundry detergent and soap and whatnot. According to the urban legend, an unnamed officer of Proctor & Gamble appeared on some television talk show some years ago and announced that the company donates part of its profits every year to the Church of Satan.

As with all urban legends, the details are fuzzy and change over time. Sometimes, it was the president of the company; in other tellings, it was the CEO. Sometimes it was Oprah; sometimes, Phil Donahue. The name of the person who appeared on the show and the date the show aired are, of course, never given.

The interesting thing about this urban legend is its total absurdity. It’s trivial to disprove; it can be demonstrated conclusively beyond even a single atom of doubt that it just plain never happened. Moreover, its utter absurdity would seem to suggest that no reasonable person could believe it.

The two-part essay is worth reading; you can find part one here and part two here.

The essay asserts that, in a nutshell, the folks who repeat this tale, which has been circulating since at least 1980 and possibly before, don’t believe it’s true; instead, they willingly pass on a story they know to be false, and only pretend to believe it’s true. The author asserts:

Those spreading this rumor can be divided into two categories: Those who know it to be false, but spread it anyway, and those who suspect it might be false, but spread it anyway. The latter may be dupes, but they are not innocent. We might think of them as complicit dupes. The former group, the deliberate liars, are making an explicit choice to spread what they know to be lies. The complicit dupes are making a subtler choice — choosing to ignore their suspicion that this story just doesn’t add up and then choosing to pass it along anyway because confirming that it’s not true would be somehow disappointing and would prevent them from passing it along without explicitly becoming deliberate liars, which would make them uncomfortable.

What I want to explore here is why anyone would make either of those choices. In both cases, the spreading of this rumor seems less an attempt to deceive others than a kind of invitation to participate in deception. The enduring popularity of this rumor shows that many people see this invitation as something attractive and choose to accept it, so I also want to explore why anyone would choose to do that.”

I think this is a very interesting argument–that those who pass on the story know it to be false, since it would seem that the story is so prima facie ridiculous that nobody could really believe it.

But I don’t think that’s the case. I don’t believe that the people who pass on this story know it to be false, but pass it on anyway, Instead, I think the real answer can be found in a comment posted after the end of the first part of the essay, and I’ve been chewing on it for weeks now. It offers, I think, a very useful insight into fallacy of all sorts.

The important bit, which caused something of an epiphany in my own understanding of the human condition, is this bit:

When an untrue story circulates, it’s generally because it expresses some kind of social unease. There may not be razors in the Halloween apples, but it’s a way of expressing the concern that your precious children are going out knocking on the doors of people who may not wish them well. There may not be rat poison in the Mars bars, but it’s a way of expressing the sense that they’re definitely not good for you. Not every Bridezilla story may be true, but it’s a way of expressing the sense that the wedding industry is too high-pressured and perfectionistic. There may not be Satanic abuse going on at day care centres, but it’s a way of expressing a sense of discomfort at women going to work and leaving their children in the care of others. And so on.


Human beings are inherently irrational. We carry around with us a kind of internal model of the way we make decisions: we are posed with a question, we think about the question, we evaluate evidence to support or refute each of the available options, and then we come to a conclusion. But that isn’t how it works at all.

More often, the decision is made emotionally, on a subconscious level, long before we ever start thinking about it. After the decision has been made deep within the bowels of our emotional lizard brains, our higher-order, monkey-brain reason is invoked–not to evaluate the decision, but to justify it.

One consequence of this emotion-first decision-making process is confirmation bias, a process of selective evaluation where we tend to exaggerate the value of anything which seems to support our ideas, and to devalue or discard anything which contradicts our ideas. It’s a powerful process that ends up making the decisions we’ve already made and the things we already believe all but immune to the light of disproof, no matter how compelling the disproof may be.


I’ve written before about how the brain is really not an organ of thought so much as an apparatus for forming beliefs, and how it has been shaped by adaptive pressure to b remarkably resilient at forming, and holding on to, beliefs about the physical world.

The adaptive pressures that gave rise to the belief engine within our heads don’t necessarily select in favor of organisms that generate correct beliefs, for reasons I talked about there. But the beliefs that we form do serve a purpose, and sometimes, it’s an emotional purpose.

The things a person believes can reveal a lot about that person’s underlying emotional processes. Beliefs often reflect, in a garbled and twisted way, the buried perceptions and the emotional landscape of those who profess them. Even the most outrageous, clearly absurd beliefs can be quite sincere, and otherwise sane, rational people will adopt insane, irrational beliefs if those beliefs serve some emotional function.

Looked at in this way, a lot of patently absurd beliefs begin to make a kind of sense. They’re distorted funhouse mirror projections of an underlying emotion, twisted out of all rational shape, and clung to through a powerful set of mental processes that make them seem attractive, even obvious.

The idea that Obama is a Muslim terrorist, ridiculous as it is, is an expression of an emotional state: “I do not identify with this person, he seems alien and strange to me, and I am afraid that he will not make decisions that reflect my needs.”

The notion, sometimes seen in a few of the more extremist corners of radical feminism, that all heterosexual sex is always rape becomes an expression of an emotional state: “When I have had sex, I have felt disempowered and violated by the experience.”

The idea that the government staged the attacks on the World Trade Center is a twisted-up, garbled expression of an emotional state: “I am afraid that my nation’s government is corrupt and evil, and is willing to resort to any means, however extreme, to achieve its own ends.”

This is why these beliefs are so vigorously resistant to debunking, even when the evidence against them is overwhelming. They are not assertions of fact in the way that many other statements are; they are assertions of emotional identity.

And they can not be treated as assertions of fact, even though on their face that’s what they look like.


If someone says “New York city is the capital of New York State,” that’s an assertion of fact. It’s easily countered; you can easily show him a map, or point him to Wikipedia, and say “No, the capital of New York State is Albany.” And, if he’s not mentally ill in some way, he’ll probably say “Really? I didn’t know that. Cool!”

But if someone asserts that Proctor & Gamble donates money to the Church of Satan, and you contradict him, he’s likely to respond with anger–in a way that he won’t if you tell him that Albany is New York’s capital. That’s because you’re not contradicting his assertion of fact; you’re telling him that his emotional identity is wrong.

And it’s important to understand that even if a particular belief is wrong, the emotional landscape supporting that belief might not be. Proctor & Gamble does not donate money to the Church of Satan, but what is that belief an expression of? One likely possibility is that the emotional state beneath it looks something like “I do not trust large, faceless corporations to have my interests at heart, and I am afraid that a society dominated by large, faceless corporations may not be responsive to my needs and my values.”

And you know what? That is a perfectly reasonable feeling to have. There very well indeed may be some truth to that idea, even though the specific beliefs that grow from this soil are twisted and misshapen.

Any attempt to debunk these ideas will never succeed if the debunking does not separate the idea from its emotional foundation. Furthermore, the fact that an idea grows from and is nourished by some kind of underlying emotional reality means that even the most otherwise skeptical, rational person can become attached to ideas that are patently false, and that person’s own tools of rational skepticism may not be able to evaluate, or even see, those ideas.

The challenges this notion poses to skeptics and rationalists is worthy of a post in its own right, and will be the subject of Part 2 of this essay.

Polyamorous sushi and a monogamous car

This is a true story. It’s a tale of sex and sushi and public transportation, of long walks and human determination.

The story is true. The sex part will probably wait ’til another post, but the events portrayed in this tale actually happened. In fact, they happened last night.

First, though, a bit of backstory is necessary, just to introduce the characters and set the scene. Shakespeare (who really is very good in spite of all the folks who say he really is very good, much like Herman Melville, who also really is very good in spite of all the folks who say he really is very good) would use a ghost or a bunch of witches or something to introduce this bit. I’ll just use exposition.

I have a roommate, whose name is David, and I have a sweetie who lives in Chicago, whose name (in LJ-land) is dayo. David introduced me to sushi; I introduced David to dayo.

The two of them have been talking muchly of late, and Webcamming until o-god thirty in the morning, and generally having a hell of a time getting to know one another, and their mutual connection is becoming a mutual relationship. Which is very tidy, really, if you ask me.

dayo is in town visiting for the weekend, and we’ve been having a blast. I picked her up from the airport yesterday at a completely unreasonable hour of the morning, and after breakfast and some fooling around of the type forbidden in most Muslim nations, I decided to take a nap, and she and David decided to spend some quality time getting to know one another in person. (One of the reasons I know I’m poly right down to my bones is there’s very little that delights me quite as much as waking up to the sounds of friends and lovers having fun with each other. I would greatly love living in a household with my lovers and their lovers and so on…but I digress.)

Anyway, that’s just the backstory. The tale which I am by degrees approaching is about sushi.


Now, I drive a tiny two-seat car. This car, as I’ve related on many other occasions, really isn’t terribly poly-friendly; in fact, a two-seat car is quite a foolish thing indeed for a poly person to own. I do greatly love my car, though; it’s a Honda del Sol, similar to this one, only white:

Yeah, I know, not good for polyamorous relationships

Sexy, innit?

Anyway, since David’s car was totaled by an unlicensed, uninsured driver, this car has been our only means of transportation. Which poses something of a conundrum when we decide to go to sushi. Which we did, last night.

Atlanta does have public transportation, kind of. It’s the sort that makes folks from cities like Chicago or San Francisco or–well, hell, nearly any other major metropolitan ares in the world, really–point and laugh, but public transportation nonetheless.

Yesterday was pleasant and cool, there’s a subway stop near (for some value of “near”) to the sushi place, and there’s another subway stop ten minutes from my house, so we had a plan.

At least something as close to a “plan” as I ever have, which is not very close, now that I think about it.


But anyway. Armed with this plan, we set about making a sushi run. I drove David down to the subway stop, turned around and came back home, then drove dayo down to the subway stop. Now, observant readers reasonably skilled in elementary arithmetic will already have seen one flaw, which is that this left David sitting at the subway station for nearly half an hour. A ten-minute trip becomes a twenty-minute wait when you consider the time spent driving back and then returning–and due to certain peculiarities involving space-time, twenty minutes in a subway station is a lot more than twenty minutes spent anywhere else save a dentist’s office or an insurance seminar. And there’s little to do in a subway station; read the warning signs posted on the walls, look at the ads plastered on every flat surface, plot the invasion of France, that’s really about it.

But no matter.

From there our train ride to the Atlanta Civic Center subway stop was fast and effortless, remarkable only for the odd looks of fellow passengers when they saw dayo holding hands with David and I, as if they’d never seen someone holding hands before, I dunno.

Problem is, we didn’t want to go to the Atlanta Civic Center subway stop. We actually wanted to go to the Atlanta Arts Center subway stop.


We realized the error when the GPS built into the iPhone, without which I would probably not be here right now to relate this tale, informed us through the magic of Google Maps that we were five miles from our destination. This engendered a certain degree of confusion, made all the worse by the fact that the Atlanta transit Web site doesn’t actually appear to have te correct address for all the subway stops.

dayo handles logistics and transportation for a living. If you’re ever lost, let the logistics person sort it out. Just sayin’.

Back onto the subway for a ride to the correct stop, then a walk (1.9 miles, according to the iPhone) to Sushi House.

Yeah, it really is that good. Though the walk did take us past several Mexican restaurants, and we were hungry enough to be tempted, as Jesus was in the desert (“lessee, slow death by crucifixion, tasty and delicious burritos with spicy beef. Slow death by crucifixion, tasty and delicious burritos with spicy beef. Um, do the burritos have sour cream on them? Because I don’t like sour cream.” But again, I digress.)


Sushi House arrived on the horizon like the golden dawn of a new day after a long night of trials and tribulations in the desert.

Okay, so that’s a lie. Sushi House is in a strip mall behind a gas station, and you can’t even see it ’til you’re on top of it. But the gas station arrived on the horizon like the golden dawn of a new day after a long night of trials and tribulations in the desert.

And they were open, something we hadn’t thought to verify before setting out.

Now, Sushi House is very good sushi. I mean very good sushi. Sushi good enough to warrant a two-mile walk after two hours of thrashing around with Atlanta’s public transportation and a two-seater car. It is to sushi what Liberace was to faux fur and sequins. It is, as I’ve said before, an orgy for the tongue.

And just as the added touch, the cherry atop the sundae of awesome with extra awesomesauce, I have a crush on one of the people who works there.

I currently have three outstanding unrequited crushes. One of them is on sulenda, and there’s little more frustrating in the world than a mad crush on a lesbian woman who lives on a different continent. One of them is on Tristan Taormino, who produces and directs porn and writes books and wins literary awards and speaks at Ivy League universities. And one of them is on the person who works at Sushi House and brings me sushi that’s the best thing you can put in your mouth without taking your clothes off.

By this time, five hours had passed since the start of the entire escapade, and the prospect of an additional five hours ‘twixt us and returning home to the Monkey Rocker was too much to bear, so we cheated mightily and called a cab.

Which is a lot less interesting in the telling than the trip to the sushi was.

Our return home is the point at which the story takes a turn toward the kinky sex, so I shall wrap this up here and take a small bow. The second part of the tale is here, and as you may imagine, is profoundly not safe for work.

Mmm, sushi.

Scams, hackers, phishes, and fraud: keeping yourself safe

(Note: This is Part 1 of what will probably be an ongoing and irregularly-updated tutorial on how not to fall for fraud, phishes, and scams on the Internet.)

Let’s start by talking about one of the most common kinds of email fraud: a “phish” email.

A typical phish email–you’ve probably received at least one, I know I get about twelve a day–is an email that comes from an official-looking email address. It says it’s from your bank, or from eBay, or from Amazon, or from Google, or from some other company you do business with. It tells you there’s a problem. It says that in order to fix the problem, you have to click on a link in the email and then type in your bank account number, or your eBay password, or your credit card number, or something like that.

You probably think you’re too smart to be suckered by one of these, and who knows? You might be right. But they’re deceptive and written with a good understanding of human psychology, they tend to look pretty damn convincing (often, they resemble an official email perfectly, right down to the logos and formatting), and they prey on surprise and fear. Nobody wants to be locked out of his bank account, or banned from eBay.

They might even tell you that there is no problem at all–everything’s fine, there’s no need to take any action. The $3,714 has been charged to your credit card for the giant flat-screen TV that you ordered to be shipped to a house in Wisconsin; nothing’s wrong, the transaction went smoothly.

But, you know, just in case you didn’t order a $3,714 flat-screen TV for your friend in Wisconsin, there’s a helpful little box:

“Hell, yeah I’m gonna dispute that transaction! I’m beig robbed! Someone just stole my credit card and used it to buy a flat-screen TV! I’m have to stop this RIGHT NOW!!” Your heart is pumping, your adrenaline is going, you’re so upset you can hardly think straight…

See? That’s what I mean when I say these guys are really good at psychology. You’re one click away from voluntarily handing your eBay account to Russian organized crime.


Let’s backtrack a little bit and talk about something boring: Links.

Now, you know what a link is, and you use them all the time. It’s okay; bear with me for a minute.

I can turn any word I want to into a link, and make the link go anywhere I want to. It’s easy to do, and we all take Web links for granted. For example, I can do this:

The word Elephant, if you click on it, will take you to Google. All pretty simple, right? Stay with me; I’m really not trying to insult your intelligence, I’m just illustrating a point. This is going somewhere, I promise.

I can make the word Elephant be anything I want it to. I could change it to a different very large gray animal, for instance:

Like before, if you click on the word Rhinoceros, you’ll go to Google.

Of course, a link called “Rhinoceros” isn’t very useful. Most folks use more descriptive words in their links, like “Google,” for example. So I could do this

So you click on the word Google and you go to Google. Nothing special here.

But let’s think for a minute about the implications. I can make the word say anything I want to. Anything. Anything. Anything at all. Have you got it yet?

No?

Well, suppose I want to lie to you? Check this out:

Where do you think you will go if you click on the link that says “http://www.yahoo.com”? I’ll give you a hint: You won’t go to Yahoo. Try it and see!

Yep, that’s right, just because you see a link in your email that says something like http://www.yahoo.com or http://www.ebay.com or something like that, it doesn’t necessarily mean that clicking on the link will take you there. The words can be anything that a Russian gangster can imagine. Links can lie.

So here’s Lesson 1: Never, ever, EVER assume that if you click on the words www.yahoo.com you will go to Yahoo. The words can be anything that anyone wants them to be.


There is some good news. Most email programs will show you where a link actually goes if you sit your mouse pointer over the link and just leave it there without clicking on it:

And, fortunately, you can always tell what Web site you’re on. Unfortunately, if you have been tricked and you think that you’re going to Yahoo, you may not bother to check.

Every Web browser has an address bar. And the address bar shows you where you are. The address bar is at the top of the browser window, like so.

Most people get a sense of where they are by looking in the middle of the page. If they see familiar logos and familiar words, they assume they are where they want to be.

But a Web page is easy peasy to fake. All those professional-looking logos can be copied in a computer in a couple fo seconds with a few clicks of a mouse.

And remember how I said these guys know human psychology? They really, really know human psychology. And they use psychological tricks to confuse you with the URL.

You know how your bank and eBay and all of those places always tell you to make sure your browser address bar shows the right address when you go to their page? It’s worthless advice. You know why?

You’re lazy.


Yes, that’s right. I don’t even know you and I know you’re lazy. I’m lazy. Everyone is lazy. Human brains are designed and optimized to make rapid evaluations and rapid decisions with a minimum of effort. You’re lazy, and the hackers know it.

When you look at a Web site address–if you look at a Web site address–your eye begins reading it, and then you stop reading if you see something that looks familiar.

It’s how your brain works, and the hackers are very well aware of that.

So here’s what your brain does when you see a Web address:

You read the URL until you see something that you recognize. Then you stop. Your brain says “Yes, I recognize this; all the gobbledygook at the end doesn’t matter. I know where I am; I’m at adwords.google.com.”

WRONG!

You’ve just been suckered.

When you read a URL, the only part that matters is the part right before the FIRST slash after the http:// part. Here is the RIGHT way to read a URL:

Step 1: Look for the very first slash after the http:// part:

Step 2: Read the part right before that slash.

Got it? This Web site is not adwords.google.com. This Web site is sys56.ru. The “.ru” part means “russia”. You are at looking at a confusing URL designed to trick you into not noticing that you’re at www.sys56.ru.

See how it works? Let’s try again, with a fake Web site pretending to be Wachovia Bank.

Step 1: Look for the very first slash after the http:// part:

Step 2: Read the part right before that slash.

Where is this URL? This URL is at winnerresult.com. Not Wachovia; winnerresult.com.

Sometimes, there is no slash at all after the http:// part. If there is no slash at all anywhere in the address, then you look at the end of the address:

A real eBay signin address is

http://signin.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dll

See the red slashes? In the fake, they are dots, not slashes. How do you know the real one is real? Follow the two simple steps: step 1, look for the first slash after the http:// part, and step 2, read what’s right in front of it.

http://signin.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dll

Look for the first slash in a Web address. Check out what’s right in front of the slash. Those two steps will save you from getting suckered.

In part 2, I’ll cover some telltale signs that a Web site is trying to download a virus onto your computer.

Fire!

I have, as I’ve mentioned before, a fireplace in my apartment.

This is a novel experience for me. I’ve never lived in a place with a fireplace before. With winter’s chill approaching, we made a point to go out and buy firewood; the glow from a burning fire is quite lovely.

And that inspired some pictures.

At first, I was quite frustrated; I was using very long exposure times, always somewhat dicey with a digital camera, and I couldn’t find my minipod, so I had to make do with stacks of books to rest the camera on. I finally got ’round to offloading them, and was surprised and pleased that some of them turned out quite nicely.

Clicky for fireplace pics! (Caution: NSFW, nudity)