bandage leashed and collard me and took me out for some dancing and seeing of the sights. We arrived at the club to behold a most joyous thing.
Q: What’s better than lesbian chicks?
A: Goth lesbian chicks.
Q: What’s better than goth lesbian chicks?
A: Goth lesbian chicks making out.
Q: What’s better than goth lesbian chicks making out?
A: Lots and lots of goth lesbian chicks making out.
Lesbian chicks make the world a better place. God bless ’em, each and every one.
Later, on the way back to the car, a bunch of drunk rednecks hanging out in the parking garage:
“Dude! Is that a leash? That’s fucked! You’re supposed to wear the pants, dude!”
Yes, but I’m going home with Shelly tonight, and you’re not.
Which is not to say I think they’ll never get laid, of course. Even knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers score sometimes. And sometimes, she doesn’t even press charges.
ROFL Thanks for making me laugh. I love this post. 🙂
You’re quite welcome, of course. 😉
ROFL Thanks for making me laugh. I love this post. 🙂
LMAO! You so rock!
Why, thank you! 🙂
LMAO! You so rock!
Even knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers score sometimes
Yes, sadly – or they’d all become extinct in one generation…
“Yes, sadly – or they’d all become extinct in one generation…”
…and wouldn’t that be nice?
Even knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers score sometimes
Yes, sadly – or they’d all become extinct in one generation…
Why, thank you! 🙂
“Yes, sadly – or they’d all become extinct in one generation…”
…and wouldn’t that be nice?
You’re quite welcome, of course. 😉
Ya know, I think I shall live vicariously through you!
Kind of hard being a switch married to a steadfastly Dominant Dom! 😉
Ya know, I think I shall live vicariously through you!
Kind of hard being a switch married to a steadfastly Dominant Dom! 😉