Actual IM conversation

HER: we all have our weaknesses

ME: Yeah. Mine’s twenty-foot armored mechanical killing machines.

HER: I mean weaknesses as in downfalls, not as in “things I simply cannot see without needing to have them”

22 thoughts on “Actual IM conversation

  1. Tell me who this “HER” person is, so that I may marry them, or have some other form of mutually acceptable romantic entanglement that will inevitably result in me having my heart broken and her running off with my army of twenty-foot armored mechanical killing machines and having the kind of sex with them that I can only dream of. *SWOON*

  2. Tell me who this “HER” person is, so that I may marry them, or have some other form of mutually acceptable romantic entanglement that will inevitably result in me having my heart broken and her running off with my army of twenty-foot armored mechanical killing machines and having the kind of sex with them that I can only dream of. *SWOON*

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