Monday, Monday, Monday

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First, the good news…

Shelly returned yesterday from her weeklong trip to New York City, where she evidently had quite a blast even in spite of the fact that she did not encounter latexiron during his trip. I picked her up from the airport Monday morning.

Next, the Bad news…

I picked Shelly up at the airport. I did not pick Shelly’s luggage up at the airport. Someone named Ruth picked up Shelly’s luggage instead.

I think Shelly should’ve taken Ruth’s luggage, just to hold hostage or something, but oh well.

I nailed the curb at the airport parking garage in kellyv‘s car, which I had taken so that I’d be able to…er, fit all of Shelly’s luggage. Destroyed two tires. Goddamn.

The Cinnabon at the mall by my house is gone. After getting the car fixed and making a trip back tot he airport to fetch Shelly’s luggage, I really wanted needed a cinnamon roll. I had to drive all the way across town to get one. (And yes, it was really, really good.)

Cinnamon rolls, like bacon, help make life worth living.

The amusing news

Courtesy of my friend Chris, in honor of my newly-minted arch-nemesis (without which no evil genius can be complete), and in recognition of the fact that the whole Friendster thing is overdone (as is, indeed, the whole online-dating thing), I give you:

14 thoughts on “Monday, Monday, Monday”

  1. WHAT???

    No “Henchman” category in the Beta version???

    But I was gonna make my enemy!!!

    We just love playing “Let’s Be Enemies!” And the beach. And dancing. And plotting world domination with Evil Geniuses.

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      • Wait a minute…

        …can we be minnions for the same evil genius and still be enemies? Because has already hired me as a henchman. Could be problematic.

        Unless is in an evil genius kind of mood. When he wants to he makes a downright spiffy evil genius, and he’s got “scruffy looking” down pat! 😉

        Damn! Where’s Evelyn when we need her???

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  2. WHAT???

    No “Henchman” category in the Beta version???

    But I was gonna make my enemy!!!

    We just love playing “Let’s Be Enemies!” And the beach. And dancing. And plotting world domination with Evil Geniuses.

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  5. I so need this!

    God, I’ve got minions and Igors out the wazoo but no arch-nemesis at which to fire my “LASER”.
    When do you plan on having this battle station fully operational?

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  6. I so need this!

    God, I’ve got minions and Igors out the wazoo but no arch-nemesis at which to fire my “LASER”.
    When do you plan on having this battle station fully operational?

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  12. Wait a minute…

    …can we be minnions for the same evil genius and still be enemies? Because has already hired me as a henchman. Could be problematic.

    Unless is in an evil genius kind of mood. When he wants to he makes a downright spiffy evil genius, and he’s got “scruffy looking” down pat! 😉

    Damn! Where’s Evelyn when we need her???

    Reply ↓

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