Just woke up from the evening’s activities…kellyv and I went to a Halloween party with my girlfriend M. I got completely blitzed and was given alcohol and massages from cute lesbian chicks.
Mmmmm…cute lesbian chicks.
(Whoops–screwed-up LJ Cut fixed)
1 tsp. sugar
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 shot vodka
Sit with your back to your host. Tilt your head back and open your mouth. Close your eyes while your host pours the sugar, the lemon juice, and the vodka in your mouth, in that order. Mix ingredients quickly and swallow. CAUTION: Failure to mix ingredients quickly may create an experience similar to drinking malted battery acid!