Ha! I’ve climbed back on top now.

She’s been on top for about two months now, which basically means I have to do whatever she says. Like, for example, “Go get the wooden spoon so I can watch your girlfriends paddle you on the backside.”

But last night, she was feeling a bit itchy, and I was feeling a bit aggressive, and I just flipped her over and told her to submit, and…she did!

Now I get to be very, very cruel indeed. (Rubbing hands together, chortling evilly…)

Hmm. Where did I put that rope?