Sex Toy Roundup: Santa’s List for Naughty Girls and Boys

I’ve just posted a quick rundown of the ten best things to put under the tree for the naughty people on your list over at weeklysextip.com — and I’m sure you’re all dying of curiosity to know what made the list. Check it out!

Kittens!

We have, through no fault of our own, kittens.

Six of them. All black. Five boys and one girl. One of the cats at zaiah‘s farm house got loose when she was in heat, and got knocked up almost instantly, so kittens! Six tiny fuzzy cute little tiny cute fuzzy little kittens!

They need homes. If you want one of these kittens, and you’re in or near Portland, let me know! My cat Liam, who is not included in this offer, loves them to death.