It’s one o’clock in the morning. I spent the weekend in Tallahassee visiting Shelly, and arrived home to find…
…the burner in my gas-powered water heater running full blast, the water heater emergency venting like crazy, and my entire apartment flooded ankle-deep in hot water.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Goddamn shit fuck goddamn fucking fuck.
The cat thinks this is all terribly amusing.