So I get an enormous amount of spam every day. About half the spam I get is in Russian, with another quarter (half the remaining) in English. The rest is more or less evenly divided among Spanish, Polish, French, Hebrew, and Arabic, in more or less that order.
Every now and then, something truly bizarre lands in my email. Case in point: this Russian language image spam, which as near as I can tell is an advert for a company that makes the gigantic rectal probes used by space aliens when they abduct human females and anally examine them.
I know some folks on my flist can read Russian. So what gives? Ads for alien anal probing machinery? Alien abduction services? Flying saucer mechanics? Gigantic machine screws? Luscious femmebots programmed for pleasure? Seriously, wtf?
You officially win ‘weirdest spam of the year’
Jeebus. I get a crapload of spam myself, and even *I* never got anything *that* weird.
HA! That could be it’s own LJ community…. Nevermind “badspam” is already here!
You officially win ‘weirdest spam of the year’
Jeebus. I get a crapload of spam myself, and even *I* never got anything *that* weird.
HA! That could be it’s own LJ community…. Nevermind “badspam” is already here!
o.O
And why does that alien look like the defoliated corpse of Vincent from Beauty and the Beast?
o.O
And why does that alien look like the defoliated corpse of Vincent from Beauty and the Beast?
Dropping by from‘s LJ…
They’re selling construction equipment. Specifically, plasma cutters and welding equipment. They deliver. 🙂
I was just going to say that those looked like welders.
Seriously? And it requires aliens and nude women to sell?!
*shrug* It doesn’t have to make sense. It’s Russian. 🙂
I figured everyone was bound by the laws of logic and sense.
Well, except the Japanese. 🙂
Then how do you explain the Soviet Union? 😉
That’s a very big bolt she has.
Good thing she doesn’t have nuts then huh?
hahahaha!
In wholesale quantities. By saucer. 🙂
Dropping by from‘s LJ…
They’re selling construction equipment. Specifically, plasma cutters and welding equipment. They deliver. 🙂
I was just going to say that those looked like welders.
Seriously? And it requires aliens and nude women to sell?!
*shrug* It doesn’t have to make sense. It’s Russian. 🙂
I figured everyone was bound by the laws of logic and sense.
Well, except the Japanese. 🙂
naked chicks sell welders, didn’t you know?
naked chicks sell welders, didn’t you know?
Then how do you explain the Soviet Union? 😉
That’s a very big bolt she has.
that is hilarious!
that is hilarious!
Sheesh, I went and shared this with friends, and they pointed out that the ad is selling a ‘Tig’
😛
Sheesh, I went and shared this with friends, and they pointed out that the ad is selling a ‘Tig’
😛
In wholesale quantities. By saucer. 🙂
Good thing she doesn’t have nuts then huh?
hahahaha!
That is . . . truly impressive.
— A :>
That is . . . truly impressive.
— A :>
that is the weirdest looking picture spam I have ever seen. Man, you get all of the good stuff. 🙂
that is the weirdest looking picture spam I have ever seen. Man, you get all of the good stuff. 🙂
Man – if the Russians were that cool a few decades ago, maybe they would have won the Cold War. – ZM
Sorry to tell ya this, but we did.
Man – if the Russians were that cool a few decades ago, maybe they would have won the Cold War. – ZM
I don’t understand. Which part is supposed to be weird? 😉
Wait. Is that a really big bolt or a really tiny woman?
By the way, I’m getting you an MZ-1000 for your birthday.
I don’t understand. Which part is supposed to be weird? 😉
Wait. Is that a really big bolt or a really tiny woman?
By the way, I’m getting you an MZ-1000 for your birthday.
Plus they stole the nekkid lady from an old Boris Vallejo picture.
Plus they stole the nekkid lady from an old Boris Vallejo picture.
I don’t care HOW experience you are with anal. That shit would be PAINFUL. Does she wants anal sex or her colon flushed? Jesus.
I don’t care HOW experience you are with anal. That shit would be PAINFUL. Does she wants anal sex or her colon flushed? Jesus.
Consider it payback for outing all those Russian “Business Networks”.
BTW, not sure if you read my remarks, but I wanted to let you know…I spoke with a manufacturer about getting those glasses made…and he turned me down flat. Said there’d be all kinds of concerns about medical liability.
Told me to go talk to a piercing company.
Consider it payback for outing all those Russian “Business Networks”.
BTW, not sure if you read my remarks, but I wanted to let you know…I spoke with a manufacturer about getting those glasses made…and he turned me down flat. Said there’d be all kinds of concerns about medical liability.
Told me to go talk to a piercing company.
Sorry to tell ya this, but we did.