The Mac guy is right out of the commercial; fine. Why is Unix pointing a gun at the audience? Vista is posturing, which makes sense, but what is the relevance of having the posturing done by a gay leatherboy?
Macs: Vaguely counterculture and trendy in a non-threatening way.
UNIX systems: Hardcore and heavy-duty. Fuck with a Unix server when you don’t know what you’re doing and you’re likely to blow your fool head off. Serious muscle, no tolerance for mistakes.
Vista: Soooo, like, absolutely into its total FABULOUSNESS, man!
My thanks for the explanation. Are you likely to be finding yourself on the left side of the country in the foreseeable future, or if I want to feed you do I need to come to your end of the world?
Alas, I almost never find myself out on that side of the country any more. I used to head out to California every year for MacWorld, but that isn’t in the budget these days.
The Mac guy is right out of the commercial; fine. Why is Unix pointing a gun at the audience? Vista is posturing, which makes sense, but what is the relevance of having the posturing done by a gay leatherboy?
Macs: Vaguely counterculture and trendy in a non-threatening way.
UNIX systems: Hardcore and heavy-duty. Fuck with a Unix server when you don’t know what you’re doing and you’re likely to blow your fool head off. Serious muscle, no tolerance for mistakes.
Vista: Soooo, like, absolutely into its total FABULOUSNESS, man!
My thanks for the explanation. Are you likely to be finding yourself on the left side of the country in the foreseeable future, or if I want to feed you do I need to come to your end of the world?
(Male Japanese comedian, not gay – “Dressing in a tight black leather gay fetish outfit, he goes around performing acts of charity (yonaoshi, āsocial improvementā) for unsuspecting bystanders while performing trademark pelvic thrusts and vocalisations, often accompanied by āLivinā la Vida Locaā by Ricky Martin.”)
(Male Japanese comedian, not gay – “Dressing in a tight black leather gay fetish outfit, he goes around performing acts of charity (yonaoshi, āsocial improvementā) for unsuspecting bystanders while performing trademark pelvic thrusts and vocalisations, often accompanied by āLivinā la Vida Locaā by Ricky Martin.”)
Alas, I almost never find myself out on that side of the country any more. I used to head out to California every year for MacWorld, but that isn’t in the budget these days.
*choke* Awesome.
*choke* Awesome.
I don’ get it. ‘Splain?
The Mac guy is right out of the commercial; fine. Why is Unix pointing a gun at the audience? Vista is posturing, which makes sense, but what is the relevance of having the posturing done by a gay leatherboy?
best,
Joel. Dual-booting Ubuntu and XP at the moment.
Macs: Vaguely counterculture and trendy in a non-threatening way.
UNIX systems: Hardcore and heavy-duty. Fuck with a Unix server when you don’t know what you’re doing and you’re likely to blow your fool head off. Serious muscle, no tolerance for mistakes.
Vista: Soooo, like, absolutely into its total FABULOUSNESS, man!
My thanks for the explanation. Are you likely to be finding yourself on the left side of the country in the foreseeable future, or if I want to feed you do I need to come to your end of the world?
best,
Joel
Alas, I almost never find myself out on that side of the country any more. I used to head out to California every year for MacWorld, but that isn’t in the budget these days.
I don’ get it. ‘Splain?
The Mac guy is right out of the commercial; fine. Why is Unix pointing a gun at the audience? Vista is posturing, which makes sense, but what is the relevance of having the posturing done by a gay leatherboy?
best,
Joel. Dual-booting Ubuntu and XP at the moment.
I need to print this out for the ibiblio office. *snerk*
I need to print this out for the ibiblio office. *snerk*
I’ll take one of each please š
I’ll take one of each please š
Um… yeah. I’m leaving work now. I was going to stay late and get more done, but I don’t think I can now. – ZM
Um… yeah. I’m leaving work now. I was going to stay late and get more done, but I don’t think I can now. – ZM
You know I really think this portrays Vista in a better light than current media coverage has. Also I always figured UNIX have a bigger beard
I’m running Vista right now, and I can confirm that everyone who’s ever had anything bad to say about it is completely right.
You know I really think this portrays Vista in a better light than current media coverage has. Also I always figured UNIX have a bigger beard
o.o
…
I have no words.
o.o
…
I have no words.
My plan is to wait until SP2 before I spring for Vista. I wonder how the Vista, um, guy will evolve by then? Anyone?
Two words: Assless Chaps
assuming of course you consider assless a word
My plan is to wait until SP2 before I spring for Vista. I wonder how the Vista, um, guy will evolve by then? Anyone?
Two words: Assless Chaps
assuming of course you consider assless a word
I’m sorry, but gay leatherboys are much more fun to play with than Vista š
I’m sorry, but gay leatherboys are much more fun to play with than Vista š
Macs: Vaguely counterculture and trendy in a non-threatening way.
UNIX systems: Hardcore and heavy-duty. Fuck with a Unix server when you don’t know what you’re doing and you’re likely to blow your fool head off. Serious muscle, no tolerance for mistakes.
Vista: Soooo, like, absolutely into its total FABULOUSNESS, man!
That is adorable.
That is adorable.
My thanks for the explanation. Are you likely to be finding yourself on the left side of the country in the foreseeable future, or if I want to feed you do I need to come to your end of the world?
best,
Joel
Do my eyes deceive me, or is that Hard Gay?
That’s Hard Gay.
For those not in the know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_gay
(Male Japanese comedian, not gay – “Dressing in a tight black leather gay fetish outfit, he goes around performing acts of charity (yonaoshi, āsocial improvementā) for unsuspecting bystanders while performing trademark pelvic thrusts and vocalisations, often accompanied by āLivinā la Vida Locaā by Ricky Martin.”)
Do my eyes deceive me, or is that Hard Gay?
I’m laughing so hard I can barely type (on my Mac, with two Linux workstations in my basement next to me)…
I’m laughing so hard I can barely type (on my Mac, with two Linux workstations in my basement next to me)…
That’s Hard Gay.
For those not in the know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_gay
(Male Japanese comedian, not gay – “Dressing in a tight black leather gay fetish outfit, he goes around performing acts of charity (yonaoshi, āsocial improvementā) for unsuspecting bystanders while performing trademark pelvic thrusts and vocalisations, often accompanied by āLivinā la Vida Locaā by Ricky Martin.”)
LMAO that’s great!
LMAO that’s great!
I’m running Vista right now, and I can confirm that everyone who’s ever had anything bad to say about it is completely right.
Alas, I almost never find myself out on that side of the country any more. I used to head out to California every year for MacWorld, but that isn’t in the budget these days.