I’m back! The Comcast technician just left my house after repairing my tether to the Internets, which apparently one of my neighbors carelessly sliced through with a sharp implement of some description.
I’ve been nonet, except at work (where I’ve been able to check my email at least), for quite an extended numer of days, and consequently I haven’t posted on LiveJournal or read my flist for about..lessee, carry the 4…that would make it approximately 14,282 years in Internet time.
If I’ve missed anything exciting, or any lesbian tentacle sex pr0n, or both, let me know.
I defy you to identify lesbian tentacle sex pr0n that does not also qualify as exciting.
I have seen [on tv, not in person, thankfully] lesbian sex that was not exciting. I do not think tentacles would have remedied the situation, either.
Tentacles always make things more exciting. 😉
“Better doesn’t mean Good” – Just because tentacles make it more interesting doesn’t mean that it is interesting enough to hold your attention.
(Some tentacle porn just isn’t good enough to be good, and isn’t bad enough to be bad – A more interesting mediocre is still mediocre. 🙁
Yep, I’ve seen that as well. In fact, “bad lesbian sex” describes an entire genre of films, a significant sub-category of which is “lesbian girl meets straight girl, lesbian girl seduces straight girl, they have awkward sex, two hours of angst and unhappiness follow, straight girl and lesbian girl have a bitter and awkward breakup, lesbian girl goes back to her friends, straight girl goes back to boys.”
That genre sounds not very satisfying. :-\
The specific movie I was referring to was more like “girl 1 and boyfriend have threesome with girl 2, girls fall in love, girls have sex in warehouse while abusive boyfriend is off drinking, girl 2 turns into zombie and proves her love by not eating girl 1.” You’d think that would be not entirely boring, but you would be wrong.
I think I’ll go watch Shortbus again now.
The thing that surprises me is the seer number of movies in the “lesbian sleeps with straight girl, angst ensues” genre. I’m not sure who the target audience for that genre is, but my partner Shelly (who at one time identified as part of the lesbian community) has a few movies in that genre on videotape.
I’m still marveling at making a boring movie involving lesbian sex and zombies. How do you screw something like that up? I mean, hell, add a building blowing up and you’ve got the perfect movie trifecta! It doesn’t seem possible to combine lesbian sex and zombies and not have a good movie.
Oh, it’s so possible. It’s called Hallow’s End, and I would totally offer to send it to you right this minute, just to share the experience, but I gave it to my sister’s boyfriend last week. 🙂
Hallow’s End, hmm? Now I don’t know if I should be on the lookout for that movie in order to watch it, or to stay away from it.
I defy you to identify lesbian tentacle sex pr0n that does not also qualify as exciting.
I have seen [on tv, not in person, thankfully] lesbian sex that was not exciting. I do not think tentacles would have remedied the situation, either.
Tentacles always make things more exciting. 😉
i was wondering what i was missing from my friends list… WELCOME BACK!
Why, thankew! It’s good to be back home, bathed in the warm glow of LOLcats and LiveJournal again…
i was wondering what i was missing from my friends list… WELCOME BACK!
Wow.. sorry you had to revert to such extreme survival skills for the past few days. Welcome back to civilization!
Amen!
Wow.. sorry you had to revert to such extreme survival skills for the past few days. Welcome back to civilization!
one of my neighbors carelessly sliced through with a sharp implement
I see you’ve embedded the apropriate response within the description of the problem. Well done.
one of my neighbors carelessly sliced through with a sharp implement
I see you’ve embedded the apropriate response within the description of the problem. Well done.
Welcome home. 🙂
Welcome home. 🙂
Ooo, tentacles! Who wouldn’t love to have eight muscular arms squeezing, massaging, stroking and probing! Er……excuse me, I have to go do something….
Glad to be of…err, service. How’d it work out?
Ooo, tentacles! Who wouldn’t love to have eight muscular arms squeezing, massaging, stroking and probing! Er……excuse me, I have to go do something….
it’s good to see you’re back!
it’s good to see you’re back!
It is with deep regret that I admit there has been no lesbian sex, tentacle sex, lesbian tentacle sex or, indeed any other kind of pr0n in my LJ.
And the only “exciting” news is that we have a new kitten who appears to believe that “feet” are really “the beaches of Normandy”, and he’s a Marine.
That image with that wording was just so adorable, I don’t even have words, but the LOL was literal. Thank you.
How ky00t! Though I’ve found it’s a bit less ky00t when the habit remains in an adult cat.
It is with deep regret that I admit there has been no lesbian sex, tentacle sex, lesbian tentacle sex or, indeed any other kind of pr0n in my LJ.
And the only “exciting” news is that we have a new kitten who appears to believe that “feet” are really “the beaches of Normandy”, and he’s a Marine.
Doh! I knew I missed something out from my yearly update to the kink shopping list of do-able activities.
The only other thing you missed was that AV has now become unplayable. Last night there were a record 37 people sitting in the cave, with three of us actual players standing outside Drek’s house killing the sneaky rogues and druids. Hopefully the next patch will fix this.
You know, I’ve still never once played in any of the PvP areas. Is it all that?
Doh! I knew I missed something out from my yearly update to the kink shopping list of do-able activities.
The only other thing you missed was that AV has now become unplayable. Last night there were a record 37 people sitting in the cave, with three of us actual players standing outside Drek’s house killing the sneaky rogues and druids. Hopefully the next patch will fix this.
“Better doesn’t mean Good” – Just because tentacles make it more interesting doesn’t mean that it is interesting enough to hold your attention.
(Some tentacle porn just isn’t good enough to be good, and isn’t bad enough to be bad – A more interesting mediocre is still mediocre. 🙁
That image with that wording was just so adorable, I don’t even have words, but the LOL was literal. Thank you.
Missed you sweetie!!!!
Missed you sweetie!!!!
I posted about my dreams, and asked for advice — specifically you, since I remembered your posting about being able to consciously control your dreams.
I posted about my dreams, and asked for advice — specifically you, since I remembered your posting about being able to consciously control your dreams.
How ky00t! Though I’ve found it’s a bit less ky00t when the habit remains in an adult cat.
Yep, I’ve seen that as well. In fact, “bad lesbian sex” describes an entire genre of films, a significant sub-category of which is “lesbian girl meets straight girl, lesbian girl seduces straight girl, they have awkward sex, two hours of angst and unhappiness follow, straight girl and lesbian girl have a bitter and awkward breakup, lesbian girl goes back to her friends, straight girl goes back to boys.”
Why, thankew! It’s good to be back home, bathed in the warm glow of LOLcats and LiveJournal again…
Amen!
Glad to be of…err, service. How’d it work out?
You know, I’ve still never once played in any of the PvP areas. Is it all that?
That genre sounds not very satisfying. :-\
The specific movie I was referring to was more like “girl 1 and boyfriend have threesome with girl 2, girls fall in love, girls have sex in warehouse while abusive boyfriend is off drinking, girl 2 turns into zombie and proves her love by not eating girl 1.” You’d think that would be not entirely boring, but you would be wrong.
I think I’ll go watch Shortbus again now.
The thing that surprises me is the seer number of movies in the “lesbian sleeps with straight girl, angst ensues” genre. I’m not sure who the target audience for that genre is, but my partner Shelly (who at one time identified as part of the lesbian community) has a few movies in that genre on videotape.
I’m still marveling at making a boring movie involving lesbian sex and zombies. How do you screw something like that up? I mean, hell, add a building blowing up and you’ve got the perfect movie trifecta! It doesn’t seem possible to combine lesbian sex and zombies and not have a good movie.
Oh, it’s so possible. It’s called Hallow’s End, and I would totally offer to send it to you right this minute, just to share the experience, but I gave it to my sister’s boyfriend last week. 🙂
Hallow’s End, hmm? Now I don’t know if I should be on the lookout for that movie in order to watch it, or to stay away from it.