I can has internets?

I’m back! The Comcast technician just left my house after repairing my tether to the Internets, which apparently one of my neighbors carelessly sliced through with a sharp implement of some description.

I’ve been nonet, except at work (where I’ve been able to check my email at least), for quite an extended numer of days, and consequently I haven’t posted on LiveJournal or read my flist for about..lessee, carry the 4…that would make it approximately 14,282 years in Internet time.

If I’ve missed anything exciting, or any lesbian tentacle sex pr0n, or both, let me know.