Getting Off: the Quest for the Orgasm

So we’re partying at Shelly’s new pad in Gainesville, and the conversation turned (as it always does) to sex.

I’ve had a vasectomy; best $150 I’ve ever spent. Prior to that, I always relied on mechanical or hormonal birth control, and with condoms now at a buck apiece (or more!), goddamn if that doesn’t get expensive after a while. And you know, people just don’t think about the amount of money they spend every year to get off.

So, I’m curious…