Beneath the cut is an image created as part of a French AIDS awareness poster series, which has been making the rounds of the Internet lately. It’s work-safe, at least in the sense that there’s nothing particularly indecent about it (it was designed for public display, after all), but…
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.
I bet Shelly hates you for this.
I bet Shelly hates you for this.
That is totally hilarious! I was expecting something far more Classic Aeon Flux crossed with Giger…
This is more like the kinkier side of the Muppet Show.
“Classic Aeon Flux crossed with Giger…”
Mmm…now THAT gets me hot, too!
Yep!
Yep!
That is totally hilarious! I was expecting something far more Classic Aeon Flux crossed with Giger…
This is more like the kinkier side of the Muppet Show.
OH DEAR GOD WHY DID I LOOK AT THAT?!?!?
OH DEAR GOD WHY DID I LOOK AT THAT?!?!?
Wow… that’s pretty hot. (I love spiders)
Wow… that’s pretty hot. (I love spiders)
Darn. I want one, too.
Oh, and I need to remember not to check LJ before going to bed; I’ll be having the weirdest dreams now.
Darn. I want one, too.
Oh, and I need to remember not to check LJ before going to bed; I’ll be having the weirdest dreams now.
You put a warning there, but still I clicked. Why oh why do I do that to myself. Nightmares here I come.
You put a warning there, but still I clicked. Why oh why do I do that to myself. Nightmares here I come.
Omg.. I love spiders. That picture is totally hot!
Omg.. I love spiders. That picture is totally hot!
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.
Wow. The fact that I’m not attracted to guys has just dropped to the number 2 reason why I’ll never have sex with you.
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.
Wow. The fact that I’m not attracted to guys has just dropped to the number 2 reason why I’ll never have sex with you.
I’m curious — does one use peanut butter, as with dogs? Call me a prude, but I would be hesitant smearing fly paste there.
Y’know, I really just don’t know. Araneaepihilia isn’t one of my areas of specialized or practical knowledge…
One does hope, however, that the spider in question is male rather than female, due to female spiders’ sometimes…unfortunate choices in post-coitus snacks.
the fly paste remark
now that was really funny I have to hand that to you.What about the fangs?
Re: the fly paste remark
Oral sex is all about self-control, be ye human or arachnid. The term “eating someone out” should never be taken literally.
Any spider suave enough to seduce such a couch-sprawled lady lives self-control.
Re: the fly paste remark
in my reply about the fangs I was only joking.I myself would kick the person biting me in such a sensitive place.
I’m curious — does one use peanut butter, as with dogs? Call me a prude, but I would be hesitant smearing fly paste there.
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.
Nah, it’s a hot woman with a short dress and erect nipples getting eaten out. The spider just looks fake.
Agreed.
There’s a whole series of ads like these, all featuring bugs as stand-in for STDs. I wish I knew where they were cached online, but unfortunately, I’ve only seen ’em at a friend’s house where he had them on his hard drive.
oh yeah. here it is…
the internet is for:
It is BAD and WRONG that this image gets me hot.
Nah, it’s a hot woman with a short dress and erect nipples getting eaten out. The spider just looks fake.
“Classic Aeon Flux crossed with Giger…”
Mmm…now THAT gets me hot, too!
Y’know, I really just don’t know. Araneaepihilia isn’t one of my areas of specialized or practical knowledge…
One does hope, however, that the spider in question is male rather than female, due to female spiders’ sometimes…unfortunate choices in post-coitus snacks.
Yep!
Yep!
Does that come in Multi speeds? and can it be operated through telepathy?
You know, I bet there’d be a market for a sex toy like that…
Oh i know there would be. I’ll be happy to test the demo
Does that come in Multi speeds? and can it be operated through telepathy?
Agreed.
There’s a whole series of ads like these, all featuring bugs as stand-in for STDs. I wish I knew where they were cached online, but unfortunately, I’ve only seen ’em at a friend’s house where he had them on his hard drive.
oh yeah. here it is…
the internet is for:
You know, I bet there’d be a market for a sex toy like that…
Oh i know there would be. I’ll be happy to test the demo
the fly paste remark
now that was really funny I have to hand that to you.What about the fangs?
Re: the fly paste remark
Oral sex is all about self-control, be ye human or arachnid. The term “eating someone out” should never be taken literally.
Any spider suave enough to seduce such a couch-sprawled lady lives self-control.
Re: the fly paste remark
in my reply about the fangs I was only joking.I myself would kick the person biting me in such a sensitive place.