Your attention please!

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad catapult tuum saxum
immane mittam.

(I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock
at your head.)

20 thoughts on “Your attention please!

  1. Is minic cnΓ‘mh mhor ag drochmhadadh.
    (It’s often the bad dog that gets the big bone.)

    Si hoc signum legere, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
    (If you can read this , you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!)

    Prospice tibi–ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividareis.
    (Watch out–you might end up divided into three parts, like Gaul.)

    Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
    (Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!)

    =)

    -Vijay

    • rusty Latin skills…

      I took four years of Latin (in high school1!!) and recognized most of the words but I don’t think I could have read it without the translation, though I might have been able to amke a guess if I hadn’t cheated and read the translation first *lol*

      So, what do you do in the high paying world of Latin? πŸ™‚

      • Re: rusty Latin skills…

        “So, what do you do in the high paying world of Latin?”

        Stealing quotes from a mailing list. πŸ˜‰

        -Vijay

    • Prospice tibi–ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividareis.
      (Watch out–you might end up divided into three parts, like Gaul.)

      Now THAT’S amusing. I like that a lot!

      Look at the big brain on Vijay… πŸ™‚

      • Hoc fermentum gustatum adsimilis bos bovis urina saccare circumvector sordes crepida insudare.
        (This beer tastes like cow piss strained through dirty sandals)

        “si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes.”
        (“if you can read this, you’re overeducated.”)

        πŸ˜‰

        All these quotes are from this guy (http://entropy.freeservers.com/) who’s on the mailing list.

        Vijay

  2. Is minic cnΓ‘mh mhor ag drochmhadadh.
    (It’s often the bad dog that gets the big bone.)

    Si hoc signum legere, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
    (If you can read this , you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!)

    Prospice tibi–ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividareis.
    (Watch out–you might end up divided into three parts, like Gaul.)

    Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
    (Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!)

    =)

    -Vijay

  3. rusty Latin skills…

    I took four years of Latin (in high school1!!) and recognized most of the words but I don’t think I could have read it without the translation, though I might have been able to amke a guess if I hadn’t cheated and read the translation first *lol*

    So, what do you do in the high paying world of Latin? πŸ™‚

  4. I need it more than you

    but if you really want the spare $30 I have in my checking accoutn after bills are payed… *lol*
    You’ll have to hunt me down to get it….

      • Re: I need it more than you

        hmmm.. Why do I suddenly feel the need to build a moat and find some molten lead to pour on intruder’s heads…
        Unless of course that invader comes bearing nice presents… Then I might be lulled into a false sense of security….

        πŸ˜‰

  5. I need it more than you

    but if you really want the spare $30 I have in my checking accoutn after bills are payed… *lol*
    You’ll have to hunt me down to get it….

  6. Re: rusty Latin skills…

    “So, what do you do in the high paying world of Latin?”

    Stealing quotes from a mailing list. πŸ˜‰

    -Vijay

  7. Prospice tibi–ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividareis.
    (Watch out–you might end up divided into three parts, like Gaul.)

    Now THAT’S amusing. I like that a lot!

    Look at the big brain on Vijay… πŸ™‚

  8. Re: I need it more than you

    hmmm.. Why do I suddenly feel the need to build a moat and find some molten lead to pour on intruder’s heads…
    Unless of course that invader comes bearing nice presents… Then I might be lulled into a false sense of security….

    πŸ˜‰

  9. Hoc fermentum gustatum adsimilis bos bovis urina saccare circumvector sordes crepida insudare.
    (This beer tastes like cow piss strained through dirty sandals)

    “si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes.”
    (“if you can read this, you’re overeducated.”)

    πŸ˜‰

    All these quotes are from this guy (http://entropy.freeservers.com/) who’s on the mailing list.

    Vijay

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