Improving Myself for the New Year

Normally, I do not make New Year’s resolutions. In fact, I have never made a New year’s resolution before.

However, in the interests of bettering myself as a person, this year I thought, “Why not?” After all, we all have areas we can improve, right? So why not?

For 2003, this is my New Year’s resolution:

This year, I resolve to use my powers for evil.

That is all.