Like most people these days, I am constantly barraged with spam, the curse of the Internet. I usually spend about an hour a day tracking down the people who send me spam, and having their Web sites shut down. I can follow the spammers through blind redirectors, through “encrypted” Web sites that try to conceal their contents with lame systems like HTMLcrypt, and in some cases I have even tracked down the credit card processing companies and merchant banks of some of the more obnoxious spammers and had their merchant accounts suspended.
So, I read a lot of spam.
Last night, a priceless gem of an email landed in my mailbox promoting an “All Anal Hardcore Site!!!!!!!!!”. The most priceless thing about this particular spam was that it was written by someone obviously unfamiliar with the English language. To wit:
“One of them spoke- “…if you don’t ending, fuck me to anus. It’s my tightest hole…” Her advice is good! I got birth the glass of sperm after reading. And what you will do?”
That’s taken verbatim from the text. All your anus are belong to us? I know that if I don’t ending, I’ve always been fond of giving birth the glass of Mountain Dew, but to each his own…
gad, you kill me. i was trying to drink something here. :-p~~
gad, you kill me. i was trying to drink something here. :-p~~
LMAO!
You are my hero! Go get ’em!
LMAO!
You are my hero! Go get ’em!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks – I needed a good laugh. Oh, btw, we’re on the same mailing list, plus I had read your journal before I went to your web site from the mailing list. Anyhow.. I think I’ve seen that picture of you in the whore t- many times through poly and lj surfing over the years. babble babble.. nice to meet you 🙂
Well, hello, and nice to meet you! What mailing list are you on?
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks – I needed a good laugh. Oh, btw, we’re on the same mailing list, plus I had read your journal before I went to your web site from the mailing list. Anyhow.. I think I’ve seen that picture of you in the whore t- many times through poly and lj surfing over the years. babble babble.. nice to meet you 🙂
Well, hello, and nice to meet you! What mailing list are you on?