From the depths of Victorian sexual prudery comes this device, the Lawson’s Vaginal Washer, designed to clean the inside of one’s vagina by means of a perforated water-spraying tube surrounded by–and I shudder to say this–rotating squeegee scrapers.
I can think of about a dozen uses for this in a BDSM context right off the top of my head. Just over half of them involve joreth. That brings two questions to mind:
1. Anyone know some person in the Portland/Seattle area with the necessary craft skills to build one of these?
and
2. Hey joreth, when are you coming to visit?
O_o Good Lord that looks evil!!!!
O_o Good Lord that looks evil!!!!
I so want this thing to play “Pop goes the Weasel” as you turn it.
I do not want that Jack in my box.
I wonder what it would do when it got to the POP.
Re: I do not want that Jack in my box.
This.
Now THAT is PERVERSE!
I so want this thing to play “Pop goes the Weasel” as you turn it.
I do not want that Jack in my box.
I wonder what it would do when it got to the POP.
Any plans to combine it with a miniature violet wand and to power it via Tesla’s wireless transmission.
I’m SO glad I’m not the only one who thought of that.
In fact, given its copper color, when I first looked at it I assumed it was an electrical device.
Any plans to combine it with a miniature violet wand and to power it via Tesla’s wireless transmission.
You know…a few hundred years ago, people with your predilection and intelligence could have been doctors…designing these things. All in the pursuit of science and medicine, of course.
Thankfully, with more education (and the Internet!), we now have BDSM communities to cull the medical profession of demented doctors.
You know…a few hundred years ago, people with your predilection and intelligence could have been doctors…designing these things. All in the pursuit of science and medicine, of course.
Thankfully, with more education (and the Internet!), we now have BDSM communities to cull the medical profession of demented doctors.
That thing looks pretty scary.
That thing looks pretty scary.
You are an evil, evil man
EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE.
And we all want to LIVE, don’t we?
Yeah, I know. It helps. 🙂
You are an evil, evil man
I can build that. 🙂
Can you get me a prototype to start from and measure?
Duck’s Twatwasher 🙂
well I think
I’d have fun testing the prototypes, and then taking them further as I automated and electrified it
I’ve got no idea how big this thing is; sadly, I don’t have a prototype. This picture is all I have. (If I did have a prototype, you can bet I’d be posting long, not-work-safe articles about its kinky uses and the results thereof.)
Given its function, I can imagine it’s likely no more than two inches wide and eight inches long at most. The squeegees look like leather to me.
I can build that. 🙂
Can you get me a prototype to start from and measure?
Duck’s Twatwasher 🙂
Re: I do not want that Jack in my box.
This.
I’m SO glad I’m not the only one who thought of that.
In fact, given its copper color, when I first looked at it I assumed it was an electrical device.
EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE.
And we all want to LIVE, don’t we?
well I think
I’d have fun testing the prototypes, and then taking them further as I automated and electrified it
I’ve got no idea how big this thing is; sadly, I don’t have a prototype. This picture is all I have. (If I did have a prototype, you can bet I’d be posting long, not-work-safe articles about its kinky uses and the results thereof.)
Given its function, I can imagine it’s likely no more than two inches wide and eight inches long at most. The squeegees look like leather to me.
Yeah, I know. It helps. 🙂
Now THAT is PERVERSE!
The Modern-Day Version:
http://www.waterworkshealth.com/
I have to admit I am super curious…..
Is anybody freaked out by the return policy? cuz I TOTALLY want one of these that somebody else returned.
The Modern-Day Version:
http://www.waterworkshealth.com/
I have to admit I am super curious…..
Is anybody freaked out by the return policy? cuz I TOTALLY want one of these that somebody else returned.
Ew! LoL
Ew! LoL
Lawsonomy
Lawson was a fascinating character (we are talking about Alfred Lawson, right?).
Check out this page about Lawson:
http://www.insolitology.com/topten/alfredlawson.htm
Re: Lawsonomy
Wow. Just…wow. Amazing that this guy managed to find the time to build an object that actually exists!
Lawsonomy
Lawson was a fascinating character (we are talking about Alfred Lawson, right?).
Check out this page about Lawson:
http://www.insolitology.com/topten/alfredlawson.htm
Re: Lawsonomy
Wow. Just…wow. Amazing that this guy managed to find the time to build an object that actually exists!
whoops, how’d i get signed-out? that was me, zzita, above.
whoops, how’d i get signed-out? that was me, zzita, above.
Ow…
My uterus hurts… :'(
Ow…
My uterus hurts… :'(