The Internet is a great place to see things you’ve never seen before. No, I’m not talking about videos of people falling down the stairs or hot lesbian sex with alien tentacle monsters; you can get those in real life on most weekends. I mean…other stuff. Strange stuff. Stuff that Man Was Not Meant to Know.
Like, for example, Cthulu/Winnie The Pooh fiction.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
That’s not dead which can eternal lie,
And in aeons strange even Death may die —
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
And it’s not just isolated little bits. This stuff is everywhere. And its not just Pooh. Even Dr. Seuss has a dark and brooding madness lurking beneath the surface.
And it gets stranger. Everyone knows about the Great Pumpkin, who rises from the pumpkin patch to fly about the world. But few know the full truth, the eldritch horror of the Great Old Pumpkin. Fewer still have learned that truth and not been driven mad.
This content-free post brought to you by the letter C and the number–oh, God, I can see forever!
It’s too bad I didn’t have a video camera that one time.
It’s too bad I didn’t have a video camera that one time.
Oh, Bother!
Oh, Bother!
MORE TURTLES!
Excellent.
MORE TURTLES!
Excellent.
I take it you’ve seen Calls For Cthulhu already? If not, it’s well worth the time. Pay especial attention to the closing theme music and see if you can place it… – ZM
I take it you’ve seen Calls For Cthulhu already? If not, it’s well worth the time. Pay especial attention to the closing theme music and see if you can place it… – ZM
Oooooh Kaaaaay. Thank you for my daily dose of surrealism. I was obviously in need.
Oooooh Kaaaaay. Thank you for my daily dose of surrealism. I was obviously in need.
Oh you mean like Walrus on Wombat erotic fiction.
Don’t ask… don’t tell…
Oh you mean like Walrus on Wombat erotic fiction.
Don’t ask… don’t tell…
And then there’s the lyrics to “The Rainbow Connection”…. Lessee…
…and…
And then there’s the lyrics to “The Rainbow Connection”…. Lessee…
…and…
http://www.hello-cthulu.com
http://www.hello-cthulu.com
Tom Smith has a great parody called (House at Cthulhu Corner.
That is teh awesome!
Tom Smith has a great parody called (House at Cthulhu Corner.
That is teh awesome!