The Internets: Not just for porn any more!

The Internet is a great place to see things you’ve never seen before. No, I’m not talking about videos of people falling down the stairs or hot lesbian sex with alien tentacle monsters; you can get those in real life on most weekends. I mean…other stuff. Strange stuff. Stuff that Man Was Not Meant to Know.

Like, for example, Cthulu/Winnie The Pooh fiction.

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
That’s not dead which can eternal lie,
And in aeons strange even Death may die —
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.

And it’s not just isolated little bits. This stuff is everywhere. And its not just Pooh. Even Dr. Seuss has a dark and brooding madness lurking beneath the surface.

And it gets stranger. Everyone knows about the Great Pumpkin, who rises from the pumpkin patch to fly about the world. But few know the full truth, the eldritch horror of the Great Old Pumpkin. Fewer still have learned that truth and not been driven mad.


This content-free post brought to you by the letter C and the number–oh, God, I can see forever!

20 thoughts on “The Internets: Not just for porn any more!

  1. And then there’s the lyrics to “The Rainbow Connection”…. Lessee…

    Why are there so many
    Songs about rainbows
    And what’s on the other side
    Rainbow’s are visions
    They’re only illusions
    And rainbows have nothing to hide
    So we’ve been told and some chose to
    Believe it
    But I know they’re wrong wait and see

    …and…

    Have you been half asleep
    And have you heard voices
    I’ve heard them calling my name
    Are these the sweet sounds that called
    The young sailors
    I think they’re one and the same
    I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it
    There’s something that I’m supposed to be

  2. And then there’s the lyrics to “The Rainbow Connection”…. Lessee…

    Why are there so many
    Songs about rainbows
    And what’s on the other side
    Rainbow’s are visions
    They’re only illusions
    And rainbows have nothing to hide
    So we’ve been told and some chose to
    Believe it
    But I know they’re wrong wait and see

    …and…

    Have you been half asleep
    And have you heard voices
    I’ve heard them calling my name
    Are these the sweet sounds that called
    The young sailors
    I think they’re one and the same
    I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it
    There’s something that I’m supposed to be

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