First, because the one thing LiveJournal needs more of is pictures of cats, I give you Molly, perched regally atop the new loft in my apartment. The loft has definitely become her space; Snow Crash has not once climbed on top of it, so it’s the place she goes when she gets fed up with him.
Me: I’m not being very productive this weekend. I had wanted to get a lot more work done on this Web site.
Him: Maybe you should quit looking at bondage porn, then.
Me: I’m not looking at bondage porn; I’m writing bondage porn! This is the Web site I’m trying to work on.