The Face of American Evangelical Christianity

Ganked from various places on my friends list. First up, this charming little gem, where a woman asks for the divine blessings of the all-powerful, supreme creator of the Universe upon her PowerPoint presentation, because Satan wants to screw it up:

Look, lady, if you actually had the direct, immediate, and personal attention of Satan, I rather think you’d have bigger problems than PowerPoint crashing. Read the book of Job.

Next up: Evangelical Christians teach young children to worship idols of George W. Bush:

I’m reasonably sure the ancient Israelites wrote something about idol worship. What was it again? I forget. No matter; at least when you worship an idol, you’re praying over something you can actually see and feel and touch, which is three benefits over worshipping an invisible abstract thing up in the sky somewhere…