I have a great deal of work to do, and a crushing deadline that’s looking nigh-impossible. It’s very, very difficult to be properly motivated to get it all done when the company’s payroll account is completely empty.
Hence, I’m being Posty McPosterson today. LiveJournal: because it beats working…
I now have, courtesy of chaos5023, a titanium spork–arguably the coolest piece of cutlery ever created. With that, a steak knife, and about eighteen hundred nuclear bombs, I could rule the earth.
Hm, with deadline looming & payroll low, what’re chances of you being down here Saturday?
Slightly less than the odds of being abducted by space aliens who are all clones of Elvis, but slightly greater than the odds that George W will actually find a workable Iraq strategy–which is to say, between slim and none. More’s the pity.
Well damn. Would’ve been nice to see you. I was gonna show you my new “precious,” and maybe even play with the buttons.
Hm, with deadline looming & payroll low, what’re chances of you being down here Saturday?
Heh. Eighteen hundred nuclear bombs? 🙂
Heh. Eighteen hundred nuclear bombs? 🙂
Slightly less than the odds of being abducted by space aliens who are all clones of Elvis, but slightly greater than the odds that George W will actually find a workable Iraq strategy–which is to say, between slim and none. More’s the pity.
Well damn. Would’ve been nice to see you. I was gonna show you my new “precious,” and maybe even play with the buttons.