In the never-ending quest for truth which has dominated mankind’s history, one question stands above them all.
No, not “Is there a god?” or “What is the meaning of life?” The real question is…
What is the coolest thing in the world?
There may, of course, be more than one coolest thing in the world; philosophy is all about keeping your options open. There are, however, things it cannot be; for example, we have ascertained conclusively that the coolest thing in the world is not Microsoft, armpit hair, or Hoboken, New Jersey.