The quest for truth

In the never-ending quest for truth which has dominated mankind’s history, one question stands above them all.

No, not “Is there a god?” or “What is the meaning of life?” The real question is…

What is the coolest thing in the world?

There may, of course, be more than one coolest thing in the world; philosophy is all about keeping your options open. There are, however, things it cannot be; for example, we have ascertained conclusively that the coolest thing in the world is not Microsoft, armpit hair, or Hoboken, New Jersey.

Proof of the Coming Apocalypse, #32712

On the way to dinner with the Smoosh on Thursday night, we passed a Porsche SUV.

A Porsche. SUV.

A Porsche. SUV.

Dinner was very good, however, and I gained valuable intelligence on the army of robots datan0de is building to try to destroy me.