This afternoon’s entertainment brought to you by the Religious Right

The following was recently posted in the guestbook on my BDSM page. All grammatical, syntactical, and spelling errors preserved intact.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005
From dallasx9@aol.com
to: (human trafficking) this i say and read me good woe unto u and all that hurt these little one’s it would be better for u to have tide a mill stone around you’r neck and thrown into the deepest sea, then to fall into the angery hands of the living GOD.u will mark my words stand before god upon that great judgement day. upon you’re death or the great coming of the lord jesus christ. hear him never rest with out him. yes u can repent now today god is that forgiving his love is great and mighty this is why he is god and died on that cross of salvasion iam just forgivin because who ever u all might be u are full of darkness yea smile laugh party you can be with the party place god has prepard for the devil and his angels oh boy what fun for ever and ever and ever and ever and everburning burning in that for ever flame of fire the burning pain always upon u u u u u u no relift from the pain of fire and u that don’t repent u have sent you’re self to hells pitt.oh go ahead make fun of my spelling or anything else. because u human being here on earth the account ability age is 12 and i am writeing to all of u u adults u u u u u u uuuuuuuuuu.peace to u that known our lord. and no rest to u that choose the darkness, remeber this it will be for ever and eternity one day is like a thoudson years. oh can u imagein.?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? well can u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder which “little one’s” he’s talking about. I’m also not quite sure what the reference to the “age of accountability” means, but there’s something in me that makes me wonder if this guy wasn’t abused as a kid.

34 thoughts on “This afternoon’s entertainment brought to you by the Religious Right

  1. The best part about this whole email is the fact that he admits to having poor spelling and whatnot, and that he doesn’t make the effort to correct it. Maybe we’d take people like this more seriously if their writing didn’t look like the ramblings of a deranged lunatic.

    Yea, you get the best email. LOL

    • Devil’s Advocate weighing in over here – My spelling’s jaunty at best. For my personal communications, I decided not to use spell check (which I’m certain is obvious all over my journal). I just didn’t want to have to work that hard when it was personal, so I gave me a break on this one. Maybe Mister Ducky, above, feels the same? Couldn’t say.

      Franlin does get the best emails though, doesn’t he? I mean, that one’s a “print it out and frame it” kinda thing. (I am laughing.) PS: Nice to meet you!

    • The best part about this whole email is the fact that he admits to having poor spelling and whatnot, and that he doesn’t make the effort to correct it. Maybe we’d take people like this more seriously if their writing didn’t look like the ramblings of a deranged lunatic.

      I don’t think correcting the spelling will remedy that. – ZM

  2. The best part about this whole email is the fact that he admits to having poor spelling and whatnot, and that he doesn’t make the effort to correct it. Maybe we’d take people like this more seriously if their writing didn’t look like the ramblings of a deranged lunatic.

    Yea, you get the best email. LOL

  3. Devil’s Advocate weighing in over here – My spelling’s jaunty at best. For my personal communications, I decided not to use spell check (which I’m certain is obvious all over my journal). I just didn’t want to have to work that hard when it was personal, so I gave me a break on this one. Maybe Mister Ducky, above, feels the same? Couldn’t say.

    Franlin does get the best emails though, doesn’t he? I mean, that one’s a “print it out and frame it” kinda thing. (I am laughing.) PS: Nice to meet you!

  4. He (she?)seems to have some kind of traumatic attachment to the letter “u”. Even as he attempts to rise above his obsession, he types the letter once and is so overcome with fascination that he must see it several more times before he can go on. I wonder if there’s a name for this condition.

  5. He (she?)seems to have some kind of traumatic attachment to the letter “u”. Even as he attempts to rise above his obsession, he types the letter once and is so overcome with fascination that he must see it several more times before he can go on. I wonder if there’s a name for this condition.

  6. I’m also not quite sure what the reference to the “age of accountability” means

    It’s the age at which some Christian sects believe a person becomes accountable for their sins, because they are old/mature enough to understand that an action is wrong. Below that age, God won’t hold the child accountable for sins because the child doesn’t understand that what he did was wrong.

    Maybe he’s trying to say, “i no i rite liek a littl kid but i’m old enuf to no right from rong and you’r wrong and uuuuuuuuuu r going to hell and i no that bc i’m older then 12!!!!!!!!!eleventyone!”

  7. I’m also not quite sure what the reference to the “age of accountability” means

    It’s the age at which some Christian sects believe a person becomes accountable for their sins, because they are old/mature enough to understand that an action is wrong. Below that age, God won’t hold the child accountable for sins because the child doesn’t understand that what he did was wrong.

    Maybe he’s trying to say, “i no i rite liek a littl kid but i’m old enuf to no right from rong and you’r wrong and uuuuuuuuuu r going to hell and i no that bc i’m older then 12!!!!!!!!!eleventyone!”

  8. Wow, thats a doozy. I want to have a website that attracts this classy kind of feedback. In related news, I asked a guy at work to stop praying for me. I’m sure there is a better use of his time.

  9. Wow, thats a doozy. I want to have a website that attracts this classy kind of feedback. In related news, I asked a guy at work to stop praying for me. I’m sure there is a better use of his time.

  10. Whoa Franklin, I think I met that guy recently! Hrmmm well at least one like him anyway. Did I mention that right along the highway near my hotel is some kind of church that looks exactly like the white house? If that weren’t insult enough, I think it either used to be or still is one of Tammy Faye’s favorite hang-outs. I know, hard to believe here in Beer and Football central, but as someone else wrote in my LJ recently, the moral minority here is staunch and has bathes [in] Texas crude. You think Florida old boy politics are bad? PTA compared to here.

  11. Whoa Franklin, I think I met that guy recently! Hrmmm well at least one like him anyway. Did I mention that right along the highway near my hotel is some kind of church that looks exactly like the white house? If that weren’t insult enough, I think it either used to be or still is one of Tammy Faye’s favorite hang-outs. I know, hard to believe here in Beer and Football central, but as someone else wrote in my LJ recently, the moral minority here is staunch and has bathes [in] Texas crude. You think Florida old boy politics are bad? PTA compared to here.

  12. Now that is entertainment! Brings out the schadenfreude in all of us, I’m sure. Along with the fear.

    That is one messed up kid/guy/whatever. Sadly, most every rural region of this continent boasts some similar degree of tolerated ignorance.

  13. Now that is entertainment! Brings out the schadenfreude in all of us, I’m sure. Along with the fear.

    That is one messed up kid/guy/whatever. Sadly, most every rural region of this continent boasts some similar degree of tolerated ignorance.

  14. The best part about this whole email is the fact that he admits to having poor spelling and whatnot, and that he doesn’t make the effort to correct it. Maybe we’d take people like this more seriously if their writing didn’t look like the ramblings of a deranged lunatic.

    I don’t think correcting the spelling will remedy that. – ZM

  15. heh

    I’ve always wondered about people that post things like that. If they’re so Holy, what are they doing cruising BDSM sites on the Internet, making belligerent posts in people’s guestbooks? You’d think they’d be more Zen (and literate) than this.

  16. heh

    I’ve always wondered about people that post things like that. If they’re so Holy, what are they doing cruising BDSM sites on the Internet, making belligerent posts in people’s guestbooks? You’d think they’d be more Zen (and literate) than this.

  17. …a bad name

    Yeah….

    OK, it is exactly that ignorance that gives other Christians a bad name.

    He quotes the Bible, yet, probably has no idea what he is talking about. Takes it totally out of context. If you quote a passage, yet fail to read the rest of the chapter, or the whole thing for that matter, it is really easy to miss the point and make it be what you want it to be. Bad idea.

    I agree with the other post, what the heck was he doing on the site to begin with? Certainly not “witnessing”. He was looking to get a warm fuzzy about himself by judging another person for their perceived “sins”. If he knew anything, he would know that he himself is a sinner and not worthy to judge another living soul!

    I mean, if you want to get technical anyone can come back with a Biblical quote:

    Exodus 21
    20 “If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, 21 but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

    Nobody is dying here!

    I am a Christian. I do not force feed my beliefs upon others, nor do I denounce my beliefs. I do not verbally denounce the beliefs of others. No one should. It is not fair and it is just not nice. Everyone has their own beliefs, that is why we are all individuals.

    Sigh…..

  18. …a bad name

    Yeah….

    OK, it is exactly that ignorance that gives other Christians a bad name.

    He quotes the Bible, yet, probably has no idea what he is talking about. Takes it totally out of context. If you quote a passage, yet fail to read the rest of the chapter, or the whole thing for that matter, it is really easy to miss the point and make it be what you want it to be. Bad idea.

    I agree with the other post, what the heck was he doing on the site to begin with? Certainly not “witnessing”. He was looking to get a warm fuzzy about himself by judging another person for their perceived “sins”. If he knew anything, he would know that he himself is a sinner and not worthy to judge another living soul!

    I mean, if you want to get technical anyone can come back with a Biblical quote:

    Exodus 21
    20 “If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, 21 but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

    Nobody is dying here!

    I am a Christian. I do not force feed my beliefs upon others, nor do I denounce my beliefs. I do not verbally denounce the beliefs of others. No one should. It is not fair and it is just not nice. Everyone has their own beliefs, that is why we are all individuals.

    Sigh…..

  19. Here’s a nice article on T gondii
    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

    The takeaway I got from it is the effects on a person’s personality are subtle; there’s trends in behavior in the infected, but so much difference in people’s personalities that many infected act “normal” and many uninfected have all the personality traits. So your love of cats isn’t necessarily due to the parasite, even if you have it.

    To answer your question, I’d assume there’s a test for the parasite (or the research wouldn’t be possible).

  20. Here’s a nice article on T gondii
    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

    The takeaway I got from it is the effects on a person’s personality are subtle; there’s trends in behavior in the infected, but so much difference in people’s personalities that many infected act “normal” and many uninfected have all the personality traits. So your love of cats isn’t necessarily due to the parasite, even if you have it.

    To answer your question, I’d assume there’s a test for the parasite (or the research wouldn’t be possible).

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