Everyone who reads my LiveJournal needs to read this entry in scathedobsidian‘s LiveJournal. This is a matter of the utmost urgency; the fate of the literary world and the English language in general rests on it.

And people, for the love of God, “cum” is not a word.

So. A little while back, I was doing some research for an update to my my polyamory glossary, and I found another online glossary that had some innacurate definitions for words like “polyamory.” I fired off an email to the Webmaster, who emailed me back very shortly thereafter and offered me a T-shirt. We exchanged emails a few more times, and he asked me if I’d be willing to write reviews of some of the products his company produces.

I’ve actually been considering adding a reviews section to the Symtoys site, because, y’know, I don’t have enough to do to keep me busy as it is… Anyhow, I said yeah, sure, why not?

So he sent me a DVD, The Better Sex Video Series, Volume I; Advanced Sexual Techniques & Positions. I am SO not the target audience for this DVD…