God bless the Internet

[name withheld]: So what is polyamory? You get to fuck whoever you want?
tacitr: Not exactly. Polyamory is not about fucking anyone you want; it’s the practice of maintaining multiple simultaneous long-term, committed romantic relationships.
tacitr: It’s about relationships (which may or may not be sexual), rather than about sex.
[name withheld]: okay
[name withheld]: Do you have a picture of your cock?

Sigh.

44 thoughts on “God bless the Internet

  1. Dude!!!

    I can’t belive you posted my private conversation with you!!
    How could you betray me like that?!?! I’m not sure how I’m going to get past this… My feelings are so hurt…

    Anyway, can I see a pic of your cock now?

  2. Dude!!!

    I can’t belive you posted my private conversation with you!!
    How could you betray me like that?!?! I’m not sure how I’m going to get past this… My feelings are so hurt…

    Anyway, can I see a pic of your cock now?

  3. well, do ya? *laughs*

    i think it takes anywhere from 3 months to 6 years for the concept to sink into a person’s head when they are willing to try to grok it.

  4. well, do ya? *laughs*

    i think it takes anywhere from 3 months to 6 years for the concept to sink into a person’s head when they are willing to try to grok it.

  5. I think I’m going to make that my random meeting a new person question.

    “This is your new secretary.”

    “Oh, nice to meet you. I look forward to working with you. Do you have a picture of your cock?”

    I like it.

  6. I think I’m going to make that my random meeting a new person question.

    “This is your new secretary.”

    “Oh, nice to meet you. I look forward to working with you. Do you have a picture of your cock?”

    I like it.

  7. What they heard

    tacitr: BLAH BLAH Polyamory is BLAH about fucking anyone you want; it’s the practice of BLAH multiple simultaneous [ORGASMS] BLAH BLAH
    tacitr: It’s about BLAH BLAH BLAH sex.

  8. What they heard

    tacitr: BLAH BLAH Polyamory is BLAH about fucking anyone you want; it’s the practice of BLAH multiple simultaneous [ORGASMS] BLAH BLAH
    tacitr: It’s about BLAH BLAH BLAH sex.

  9. Why is he asking you…??

    I guess he thinks you’re an expert or something…you probably were, for a while. But you dropped the ball badly sometime back and showed a side of your character that was best not to let anyone see (although I think 1 or 2 had seen a preview before).

    Don’t know what I’m talking about? I know more than you could ever imagine Franklin…

    Ruth xx

    • Re: Why is he asking you…??

      And the award for creepy, off topic, flame attempt goes to…

      Ruth xx

      For her use of a random mention of Polyamery to initiate a flame that furthered her self serving agenda of tearing another person down to make her feel better about herself.
      Congrats!

      • Re: Why is he asking you…??

        Thank you for the award, which I accept, with one amendment. I do not especially need to “feel better about myself”, any more than any other person on this earth. But thank you for thinking of me!

        • Re: Why is he asking you…??

          Thank you for the award, which I accept, with one amendment. I do not especially need to “feel better about myself”,

          Ok… So we agree that you are creepy, off topic, self serving and like to pull others down.

          While I think you would be less bitchy and bitter in general if you were happier, I suppose you are the only person who can really say for sure. Perhaps you are a bitch even when happy.

          Still, it’s good to know that we are in 90% agreement anyway, so letโ€™s not quibble over details.

    • Re: Why is he asking you…??

      Hi Ruth!
      Have you noticed that Franklin doesn’t respond to your posts anymore? There’s a word for a person who follows someone around, who delusionally thinks they know them and who sends creepy little notes.

      We call that kind of person a stalker. Honestly Ruth, no one here is listening to you. I’m very happy for you if you’ve found some people to gossip with about Franklin. I hope that you feel that it’s time well spent. But I humbly request you find someone else to stalk. There’s plenty of fresh drama out there on LJ for you to feed on. The only thing you’re inspiring here is pity.

      • Re: Why is he asking you…??

        It seems that the world has gone a little mad when an infrequent posted comment invokes an accusation of ‘stalking’ – a rather ridiculous response. You left out ‘sociopath’ and ‘tramp’ as well…

        It is hardly worth my time responding to you actually, since you are irrelevant. So write or feel or think whatever you wish – it matters nothing to me.

        • Re: Why is he asking you…??

          Is this the part were points out that you have been making numerous posts to many of the LJ communities Franklin posts to that are nothing but flames and insults, or where she mentiones that you have sent a steady stream of bizzare and hateful e-mail to Franklin for months now?

          It is hardly worth my time responding to you actually, since you are irrelevant.

          The very fact that you are making this statment proves that you are full of shit.

          You left out ‘sociopath’ and ‘tramp’ as well…

          Silly ! What were you thinking? Allow me to correct your mistake.

          Hey Ruth? You are a sociopath. And while I don’t feel I know you well enough to call you a tramp, I’ll have to take your word for it. Tramp.

          • Re: Why is he asking you…??

            What a total fool you appear to be – you don’t even get the sociopath & tramp connection. I find this particularly amusing, since I defended Franklin and his girlfriend against these respective labels and wore some flak because of it. Thank you, this bit has really made me smile! =)

            The steady stream you describe has been a trickle. Sure, I have been highly critical of Franklin in the past, but I don’t consider what I have said ‘hateful’ – the words ‘hysterical overreaction’ come to mind.

            But don’t let this stop you, go on, get those tiny fingers moving and tap out some more puerile insults. They may provide some amusement for Franklin & co., but I will never see them.

            Knock yourself out…

          • Re: Why is he asking you…??

            Sigh… Anyone who didn’t ‘get’ your sociopath and tramp reference must not have been involved in the earlier argument you still haven’t gotten over. Oh how foolish they must all be… I’m glad your overwhelming aloofness has insured that you take no offense from the fact.

            The steady stream you describe has been a trickle

            This is a lie, but why argue the point?

            But don’t let this stop you, go on, get those tiny fingers moving and tap out some more puerile insults.

            Main Entry: puโ€ขerโ€ขile
            Pronunciation: ‘pyu(-&)r-&l, -“Il
            Function: adjective
            1 : marked by or suggesting childishness and immaturity

            It seems to me, the only childish action so far has been your posting a flame in someone’s journal solely for the purpose of hurting them. You are like some school yard bully randomly pulling your classmate’s hair and calling them names. In fact, if it hadn’t been for your unprovoked and antagonistic opening flame, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. You have this chip on your shoulder against Franklin, so you search him out and post derogatory off topic flames whenever you can. Not just in his LJ but in any online forum you can find him on. Who’s being puerile here?

            They may provide some amusement for Franklin & co., but I will never see them.

            Sure you won’t. Because we know you don’t read Franklins journal, searching for any content you can use to try to impugn his character. In fact, you weren’t even reading my last few responses. Your finely honed sense of aloofness and haughtier have caused your replies to spontaneously appear long after you have moved on to some far more important intellectual pursuit.

            Tell you what. I’ll pretend to believe you aren’t reading any of my posts if you try to make it believable by not spamming up Franklins journal with your outbursts and pretentious posturing.

            That would be a win-win wouldn’t from my point of view.

  10. Why is he asking you…??

    I guess he thinks you’re an expert or something…you probably were, for a while. But you dropped the ball badly sometime back and showed a side of your character that was best not to let anyone see (although I think 1 or 2 had seen a preview before).

    Don’t know what I’m talking about? I know more than you could ever imagine Franklin…

    Ruth xx

  11. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    And the award for creepy, off topic, flame attempt goes to…

    Ruth xx

    For her use of a random mention of Polyamery to initiate a flame that furthered her self serving agenda of tearing another person down to make her feel better about herself.
    Congrats!

  12. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    Hi Ruth!
    Have you noticed that Franklin doesn’t respond to your posts anymore? There’s a word for a person who follows someone around, who delusionally thinks they know them and who sends creepy little notes.

    We call that kind of person a stalker. Honestly Ruth, no one here is listening to you. I’m very happy for you if you’ve found some people to gossip with about Franklin. I hope that you feel that it’s time well spent. But I humbly request you find someone else to stalk. There’s plenty of fresh drama out there on LJ for you to feed on. The only thing you’re inspiring here is pity.

  13. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    Thank you for the award, which I accept, with one amendment. I do not especially need to “feel better about myself”, any more than any other person on this earth. But thank you for thinking of me!

  14. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    It seems that the world has gone a little mad when an infrequent posted comment invokes an accusation of ‘stalking’ – a rather ridiculous response. You left out ‘sociopath’ and ‘tramp’ as well…

    It is hardly worth my time responding to you actually, since you are irrelevant. So write or feel or think whatever you wish – it matters nothing to me.

  15. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    Thank you for the award, which I accept, with one amendment. I do not especially need to “feel better about myself”,

    Ok… So we agree that you are creepy, off topic, self serving and like to pull others down.

    While I think you would be less bitchy and bitter in general if you were happier, I suppose you are the only person who can really say for sure. Perhaps you are a bitch even when happy.

    Still, it’s good to know that we are in 90% agreement anyway, so letโ€™s not quibble over details.

  16. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    Is this the part were points out that you have been making numerous posts to many of the LJ communities Franklin posts to that are nothing but flames and insults, or where she mentiones that you have sent a steady stream of bizzare and hateful e-mail to Franklin for months now?

    It is hardly worth my time responding to you actually, since you are irrelevant.

    The very fact that you are making this statment proves that you are full of shit.

    You left out ‘sociopath’ and ‘tramp’ as well…

    Silly ! What were you thinking? Allow me to correct your mistake.

    Hey Ruth? You are a sociopath. And while I don’t feel I know you well enough to call you a tramp, I’ll have to take your word for it. Tramp.

  17. ::sigh::

    If I had a dollar every time someone met me online and the conversation took that particular turn, I wouldn’t have to worry about money anymore.

    ~S

  18. ::sigh::

    If I had a dollar every time someone met me online and the conversation took that particular turn, I wouldn’t have to worry about money anymore.

    ~S

  19. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    What a total fool you appear to be – you don’t even get the sociopath & tramp connection. I find this particularly amusing, since I defended Franklin and his girlfriend against these respective labels and wore some flak because of it. Thank you, this bit has really made me smile! =)

    The steady stream you describe has been a trickle. Sure, I have been highly critical of Franklin in the past, but I don’t consider what I have said ‘hateful’ – the words ‘hysterical overreaction’ come to mind.

    But don’t let this stop you, go on, get those tiny fingers moving and tap out some more puerile insults. They may provide some amusement for Franklin & co., but I will never see them.

    Knock yourself out…

  20. Re: Why is he asking you…??

    Sigh… Anyone who didn’t ‘get’ your sociopath and tramp reference must not have been involved in the earlier argument you still haven’t gotten over. Oh how foolish they must all be… I’m glad your overwhelming aloofness has insured that you take no offense from the fact.

    The steady stream you describe has been a trickle

    This is a lie, but why argue the point?

    But don’t let this stop you, go on, get those tiny fingers moving and tap out some more puerile insults.

    Main Entry: puโ€ขerโ€ขile
    Pronunciation: ‘pyu(-&)r-&l, -“Il
    Function: adjective
    1 : marked by or suggesting childishness and immaturity

    It seems to me, the only childish action so far has been your posting a flame in someone’s journal solely for the purpose of hurting them. You are like some school yard bully randomly pulling your classmate’s hair and calling them names. In fact, if it hadn’t been for your unprovoked and antagonistic opening flame, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. You have this chip on your shoulder against Franklin, so you search him out and post derogatory off topic flames whenever you can. Not just in his LJ but in any online forum you can find him on. Who’s being puerile here?

    They may provide some amusement for Franklin & co., but I will never see them.

    Sure you won’t. Because we know you don’t read Franklins journal, searching for any content you can use to try to impugn his character. In fact, you weren’t even reading my last few responses. Your finely honed sense of aloofness and haughtier have caused your replies to spontaneously appear long after you have moved on to some far more important intellectual pursuit.

    Tell you what. I’ll pretend to believe you aren’t reading any of my posts if you try to make it believable by not spamming up Franklins journal with your outbursts and pretentious posturing.

    That would be a win-win wouldn’t from my point of view.

  21. Re: What they heard

    Yep, sounds about right.

    Kind of reminds me of the old Far Side cartoons: “What we say to our dogs, and what they hear” and “What we say to our dogs, and what they hear.”

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