Radiation hazard? Ridiculously old-tech. Biohazard? Oh, please–that’s so last century.
No, the sexy, trendy new menace to human existance is nanohazards–nanotech run amok and covering the earth in a gray goo of microscopic, self-replicating machines.
And now you can be the first on your block to own the T-shirt warning of this menace!
It’s the cutting edge of dangers to all humanity!