Radiation hazard? Ridiculously old-tech. Biohazard? Oh, please–that’s so last century.

No, the sexy, trendy new menace to human existance is nanohazards–nanotech run amok and covering the earth in a gray goo of microscopic, self-replicating machines.

And now you can be the first on your block to own the T-shirt warning of this menace!

Originally designed for my upcoming party, this design has been so popular that we’ve actually done a screen-print run and put it up at the Villain Tees Web site.

It’s the cutting edge of dangers to all humanity!