I should be in bed right now. I have a very long day ahead of me. instead, I’m writing about some of life’s little amusements that have crossed my path these last few days.

Like my horoscope this week at The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Give yourself a well-deserved treat by mixing incompatible drugs and having an ill-advised sexual encounter. You owe it to yourself for the week you’re about to have.

Or the bumper sticker M. and i saw last night:
WWJD?
Who Wants Jelly Donuts?

Or the bumper sticker I saw on my way to work Friday:
“Dog is my co-pilot.”