…how you can’t get a decent McDonald’s hamburger any more?
I mean, I know that the word “decent” is relative when you’re talking about McDonald’s food, but still: The quality of McDonald’s has slid steadily for the last five years or so, and the service has tailed off as well. Nowadays, if I’m the only one at the register I still expect to wait ten or fifteen minutes to get my burger,a nd it’s always a pleasant surprise when they get it right.
I have a weird relationship with McDonald’s. Even on a good day, their food sucks, and yet…and yet…I’ve met no fewer than three lovers at McDonald’s, and I still eat there at least four times a week. McDonald’s has played a very weird role in my romantic life as well as in my culinary life.
The decline of McDonald’s over the past few years might have something to do with the fact that the unemployment rate is so low that a blind, one-legged ex-con can get a job as a security guard, so it’s virtually impossible for McDonald’s to hire anyone. (Why work for McDonald’s when with the same experience you can get venture capital for a dot-com startup and be driving a Ferrari by next Tuesday?) So perhaps the economic downturn will set things right under the Golden Arches.
In the meantime, I’ll just eat my overcooked burger on its stale bun and dream…
I used to think that it was all my imagination, that I simply imagined the McDonalds burgers better in my childhood. At least the fries are still good.
I used to think that it was all my imagination, that I simply imagined the McDonalds burgers better in my childhood. At least the fries are still good.
Corn Dogs?
No shit! But man, I’m really diggin’ those waffle fries at that Chic’ place, you know, the ones that won’t serve ya shit on Sundays?
Corn Dogs?
No shit! But man, I’m really diggin’ those waffle fries at that Chic’ place, you know, the ones that won’t serve ya shit on Sundays?
Bark Face
Yeah! Something like “Don’t touch this or you’ll go blind and burn in Hell!” would probably sell like hotcakes!!! Hey, we can print those! We could *also* call those particular ones “The Carrie Line” of Fundaroos.
Bark Face
Yeah! Something like “Don’t touch this or you’ll go blind and burn in Hell!” would probably sell like hotcakes!!! Hey, we can print those! We could *also* call those particular ones “The Carrie Line” of Fundaroos.
Re: Fundaroos Funderwear
I like cheese.
Re: Fundaroos Funderwear
I like cheese.
Re: Cheese
And WHAT THE FUCK is up with only two little piss-ant pieces of ham?! Wot Da Phuck?!
Re: Cheese
And WHAT THE FUCK is up with only two little piss-ant pieces of ham?! Wot Da Phuck?!
Re: Smokin’ Cheese
Huh?
Re: Smokin’ Cheese
Huh?
I am an insanity magnet
I’m a potato artist. I like potatos. I like potatos with sour cream. I like potatos with butter. I like potatos with bacon bits, and I like potatos with cheeeeeeeeessssseeee!
I am the potato queen, and your life depends on it.
I am an insanity magnet
I’m a potato artist. I like potatos. I like potatos with sour cream. I like potatos with butter. I like potatos with bacon bits, and I like potatos with cheeeeeeeeessssseeee!
I am the potato queen, and your life depends on it.
Educational moment
The fraggles are cheese. Speaking of cheese, did you know that aardvarks do not eat ants and that they are not related to any other animal? They can get to be about 7.5 feet! That’s a big aardvark. Say aardvark. I bet it makes you smile.
http://homepage.mac.com/varkgirl/aardvarks/index.html
Educational moment
The fraggles are cheese. Speaking of cheese, did you know that aardvarks do not eat ants and that they are not related to any other animal? They can get to be about 7.5 feet! That’s a big aardvark. Say aardvark. I bet it makes you smile.
http://homepage.mac.com/varkgirl/aardvarks/index.html
Don’t be silly.
Aardvarks have teeth, anteaters to *not*.
I thought you knew everything! I’m so disappointed. Ok, over my knee.
Re: Don’t be silly.
“Ok, over my knee.”
And there you have it.
Re: Don’t be silly.
Oh, hey, when did you get here? (:
Don’t be silly.
Aardvarks have teeth, anteaters to *not*.
I thought you knew everything! I’m so disappointed. Ok, over my knee.
Re: Don’t be silly.
“Ok, over my knee.”
And there you have it.
Re: Don’t be silly.
Oh, hey, when did you get here? (:
“I have a weird relationship with McDonald’s. Even on a good day, their food sucks, and yet…and yet…I’ve met no fewer than three lovers at McDonald’s, and I still eat there at least four times a week.”
I think an intervention is called for. Say this 23.5 times, alternating between fast and slow: “Bulbous Bouffant.” If that doesn’t work, try saying “Mucklucks” with a Swedish accent. That never fails.
An intervention? Don’t I first have to admit that I have a problem?
I don’t have a problem…I don’t have a problem…I can quit any time…
eating Mickey D’s? Or meeting new lovers while eating there? tee hee
“I have a weird relationship with McDonald’s. Even on a good day, their food sucks, and yet…and yet…I’ve met no fewer than three lovers at McDonald’s, and I still eat there at least four times a week.”
I think an intervention is called for. Say this 23.5 times, alternating between fast and slow: “Bulbous Bouffant.” If that doesn’t work, try saying “Mucklucks” with a Swedish accent. That never fails.
An intervention? Don’t I first have to admit that I have a problem?
I don’t have a problem…I don’t have a problem…I can quit any time…
eating Mickey D’s? Or meeting new lovers while eating there? tee hee