Okay, so. In the past month and a half, I have had a bunch of people I don’t know IM me out of the blue and offer to have sex with me. Most of these people claim to be local to Tampa; many of them have clearly read my Web site; and rather a startling number of them have emailed me pictures of themselves, offered to have sex with me, or both.

We’re not talking about online friends or people who I’ve had some contact with (via LJ or elsewhere) before. We’re talking about spontaneous, out-of-the-blue IMs.

Now, about once every four or six weeks for the last six years or so, I’ve received IMs of the “Would you like to dominate my wife” or “Would you like to dominate me” variety, which I politely decline. This is a bit different, though, and it’s somewhat disconcerting.

The IM I got today, however, takes the cake:

TpaMusician813: Are you into cutting?
TpaMusician813: I’m looking to find someone that I can sever their fingers for $4,500

I swear I am not making this up.