Okay, so. In the past month and a half, I have had a bunch of people I don’t know IM me out of the blue and offer to have sex with me. Most of these people claim to be local to Tampa; many of them have clearly read my Web site; and rather a startling number of them have emailed me pictures of themselves, offered to have sex with me, or both.
We’re not talking about online friends or people who I’ve had some contact with (via LJ or elsewhere) before. We’re talking about spontaneous, out-of-the-blue IMs.
Now, about once every four or six weeks for the last six years or so, I’ve received IMs of the “Would you like to dominate my wife” or “Would you like to dominate me” variety, which I politely decline. This is a bit different, though, and it’s somewhat disconcerting.
The IM I got today, however, takes the cake:
TpaMusician813: Are you into cutting?
TpaMusician813: I’m looking to find someone that I can sever their fingers for $4,500
I swear I am not making this up.
I spat tea. I hope you’re happy now.
I spat tea. I hope you’re happy now.
Reasonable offers
Not to worry: I’m sure that $4,500 would cover most people’s health insurance deductible. Depending on your health plan, it might cover not just physical therapy, but emotional support for the trauma of seeing what the person did with the digit while they were borrowing it.
(shudder)
Re: Reasonable offers
Actually, $4,500 is my insurance deductible, but it doesn’t even begin to touch the 20 % over the 80% that hte insurance will pay once it is met, so I’d have to decline the offer. *sigh*
Reasonable offers
Not to worry: I’m sure that $4,500 would cover most people’s health insurance deductible. Depending on your health plan, it might cover not just physical therapy, but emotional support for the trauma of seeing what the person did with the digit while they were borrowing it.
(shudder)
That’s almost as good as the German Cannibal who advertised on the net to find a sex partner who would let him flambe his cock and share it with him before he killed the partner and ate the rest of him.
It’s noted that flambe’d cock really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
That’s almost as good as the German Cannibal who advertised on the net to find a sex partner who would let him flambe his cock and share it with him before he killed the partner and ate the rest of him.
It’s noted that flambe’d cock really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
OKOK so this isn’t as good as cooked cock, but, once I had a guy IM me and ask if I knew how to make a person pee using acupucture. I said yep, sure do. He said could I come to his house and make him pee while he layed in his bed with his clothes on.
I said no.
OKOK so this isn’t as good as cooked cock, but, once I had a guy IM me and ask if I knew how to make a person pee using acupucture. I said yep, sure do. He said could I come to his house and make him pee while he layed in his bed with his clothes on.
I said no.
some boys get all the luck.
some boys get all the luck.
Re: Reasonable offers
Actually, $4,500 is my insurance deductible, but it doesn’t even begin to touch the 20 % over the 80% that hte insurance will pay once it is met, so I’d have to decline the offer. *sigh*
well fuck me running…
Now you’re just giving me ideas.
well fuck me running…
Now you’re just giving me ideas.
Now, the big question is, how many fingers are we talking here?
Now, the big question is, how many fingers are we talking here?