The world is filled with people who want to be writers. The world is even more filled with people who don’t want to be writers but want to have written a book, which isn’t the same thing, though that’s a matter for another post.
The number of people who can get published is, as a fraction of the number of people who want to publish a book, quite small. In fact, you’re statistically more likely to win the lottery—yes, really—than you are to make a living at writing. It’s a bit like playing pro sports that way.
And as with playing pro sports, whenever you have a huge number of people who really really really want to do a thing and only a small number of people who can do the thing, that entire field soon attracts scammers that hover like a cloud of bloodsucking flies around anyone who even breathes the slightest hint of interest in the thing.
I have quite a number of books out (I’ll likely follow this up with a list of the books I have out now or soon coming out), which means that I am absolutely swamped with email come-ons and social media DM solicitations from people who would love to help take my money without giving me anything in return.
On an average day, I receive anywhere from three to ten or more spam emails from people claiming they can get me a film deal, or put me in front of their “book club,” or pitch my book to TV studios, or do a “publicity drive” for me, or make book trailers for me…all for pay, of course.
A lot of these emails are just straight-up fraud. Yesterday, I got an email claiming to be from a famous and well-known acquisitions editor for a major, highly-regarded publisher…but using a gmail address instead of that editor’s actual publisher address.
Today I got this gem, which uses the Amazon logo and implies through paltering that they’re affiliated with Amazon, which is, again, just a straight-up fraud.
So, if you’ve ever dreamed of being a writer, here’s a quick run-down of how to spot the obvious scams and frauds.
In real publishing, money flows from the publisher to the author, never the other way. The “vanity press” is the oldest and most well-known scam in the publishing world.
Vanity presses pretend to be publishers, but they charge you, the author, to publish your book. The business model of real publishers is that money comes from book readers, flows to the publisher, and from there some of the money flows to the author. The business model of vanity presses is money flows from the author to the “publisher.” The “publisher” tyically has no distributor; they will tell you they can get you into bookstores (spoiler: they can’t), and at the end of the day they will not do anything to promote your book because they don’t care about book sales. That isn’t where the money comes from.
This same thing applies to “self-publishing services.” A lot of writers know about self-publishing on Amazon KDP and such, but don’t know how to do it. Enter the “self-publishing service,” which will, for fees ranging from thousands to tens of thousands of dollars, get your book on Amazon KDP…something that you could do yourself for free.
They typically will tell you they will handle things like book formatting and editing. They typically don’t, or if they do, they do it poorly.
Case Study #1: “Luminous Library,” which bills itself as a service to help authors publish their masterpieces. They will, for a substantial fee, handle formatting and such, but…
Inconsistent fonts, inconsistent type sizes, no indenting, no standard formatting at all.
This extends to their own website; their home page contains multiple grammar and usage errors:
Many “self-publishing agencies” are like this: huge fees, minimal work that produces material unacceptable even by the modest standards of most self-published content.
Real publishers do not send unsolicited emails or requests. Real publishers receive tens of thousands of unsolicited manuscripts a year. Real agents can get hundreds of queries a day. They do not have time nor interest in sending would-be authors emails saying “hey, I want to represent you.” That doesn’t happen.
The new shiny in author scams is people who claim to be famous agents or editors, using the names and logos of famous literary agents and publishers to scam people.
Corollary #1: Agents and publishers use their official company email addresses, not free emails like Gmail.
Corollary #2: Agents never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever charge money up front to prospective clients, for “reading fees” or for any other reason.
The business model of a book agent is they make a percentage of the royalties on your book. That means they have an incentive to get you the best possible deal. Their money, like the publisher’s money, comes from sales of your book, not from you, the author. All “agents” who charge you up front are always scammers. No exceptions.
Emails offering to “put you in front of movie studios” are always, always a scam. Again, there are no exceptions.
Movie studios are only interested in IP that has already demonstrated a track record of successful sales. There are no people who accept money from you in order to pitch your book to studios. As with agents, the people who promote intellectual property to studios make their money on the back end, not from the owners of the IP.
Emails offering to do podcasts or “book club readings” for money are always, always a scam. These make up the vast bulk of the scam emails I get, outnumbering fake agents, fake publishers, and fake marketers combined by about 4 to 1.
Fake publishers were once the mainstay of the author scam machine, but the Internet and spam email have democratized the scam industry. Fake book clubs are the domain of the solo scammer, the scammer who doesn’t want to set up a legitimate-looking business. Anyone anywhere in the world can send out fake book club scam emails…and they do.
Many of these people impersonalte Lori Hettler, the founder of the Next Best Book Club. I get emails from various fake “Lori Hettler”s on a monthly basis, all of them using free email providers.
Unsolicited emails offering to do promotion, “book trailers,” Amazon “optimization,” and so forth are always scams. Yes, there are real book promotion companies. No, they don’t contact you out of the blue.
Now, there are legitimate companies who support authors with pay-for-play services like editing, book formatting, and so forth. There are even “hybrid publishers” where the author and the publisher split production costs, though in my experience most of these lean toward the scammy end of the spectrum.
The thing about all of these, though, is they don’t send unsolicited emails.
The scam emails have, when you’ve seen a few hundred of them, a certain cadence and tone: they flatter you, quote from your book’s blurb or Amazon listing to try to make it seem as though they’ve read your book (spoiler, they haven’t), and they tell you how wonderful you are and how many books you could be selling if only you’d use their services…because it totally isn’t your fault you’re not a bestseller, it’s always down to just not quite having what they offer.
Beware, beware anyone who reaches out to you unsolicited on social media or in email offering to turn your book into a sensation for a price.
Regular reminder: Whether you’re a beginning writer or a seasoned pro, whether you write niche nonfiction or mass-market fiction, never, ever sign a book publishing contract before you email
beware (at) sfwa (dot) org
This free service helps you avoid scammers and publishers with poor reputations listed on the Writers Beware list of predatory book publishers.
