In today’s mailbox:
From: <deleted>@actionmaintenancesys.com
Subject: How dare you!
Date: April 10, 2008 1:48:10 PM EDT
To: tacitr@aol.com
Yea how dare you attack Scientology like that!
You obviously know absolutely nothing about the religion or the practices contained within.
It is not a bizarre anything it is a practical way of dealing with life and your own personal situations.
You are fucking idiot!
*blink* *blink* No attached pictures of flying saucers, though. I’m not quite sure what triggered this email; I don’t recall saying anything about Scientology any time recently…
Perhaps they audited you in your sleep and determined that you were going to do it and they launced a preemptive strike.
And a devastating one, at that. In fact, I guess they well and truly showed me! I bet I’m even on a list of Suppressive Personalities somewhere, forever doomed to a life of low Operational Thetan level.
Jesus doesn’t love me, either.
Perhaps they audited you in your sleep and determined that you were going to do it and they launced a preemptive strike.
But now you HAVE to to ensure temporal balance.
PLEASE? Pretty please with sugar on top?
I’d love to see your take on rippin’ into ’em.
(I have a Special Dislike of Scientology — lying gits).
Seconded!
But now you HAVE to to ensure temporal balance.
PLEASE? Pretty please with sugar on top?
I’d love to see your take on rippin’ into ’em.
(I have a Special Dislike of Scientology — lying gits).
Seconded!
It’s a cunning plot to lure you away from doing 20 dailies a day and opening the sunwell. Now off you go, and kill some more naga…
I have a confession to make, actually. I…haven’t been doing my Sunwell dailies.
I have, however, gone toe to toe with Gruul twice (and stomped all over him both times), and may be going up against Magtheradon for the first time tonight. And after that somes Serpentshrine, and then it’s all madness from there!
It’s a cunning plot to lure you away from doing 20 dailies a day and opening the sunwell. Now off you go, and kill some more naga…
Silly you! It’s clear to the most casual observer that IF you were to say anything about Scientology, it would be an out and out attack. You’re an open book, after all. You didn’t have to actually do something!
You know, that’s not made any less funny by the fact that it’s totally true…
Silly you! It’s clear to the most casual observer that IF you were to say anything about Scientology, it would be an out and out attack. You’re an open book, after all. You didn’t have to actually do something!
I know your overall opinion of scientology, but I can’t remember it that comes solely from verbal conversations or if you *ever* posted anything about it?
But I second the movement to write something up after the fact 😀
I know your overall opinion of scientology, but I can’t remember it that comes solely from verbal conversations or if you *ever* posted anything about it?
But I second the movement to write something up after the fact 😀
Yay – that’s a good thing to be reviled for! 🙂
Yay – that’s a good thing to be reviled for! 🙂
Sounds like they got the wrong address.
I’d love to spend some time alone with that brainwashed robot and tell them a thing or two, though.
(I used to be a Scientologist, so I have a special hate for the church.)
Sounds like they got the wrong address.
I’d love to spend some time alone with that brainwashed robot and tell them a thing or two, though.
(I used to be a Scientologist, so I have a special hate for the church.)
I assume you’ve seen this: http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology_collected_Operating_Thetan_documents
No, I haven’t. But…wow.
I assume you’ve seen this: http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology_collected_Operating_Thetan_documents
Maybe they found your ENFP entry in:
http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html
Never mind that it is labeled satire.
Types like that don’t understand satire.
It’s funny though, because I am an ENFP, and I was a Scientologist. (Lots of emphasis on the WAS.)
“Types like that don’t understand satire.”
That I can certainly believe.
“It’s funny though, because I am an ENFP, and I was a Scientologist. (Lots of emphasis on the WAS.)”
My OSO is also an ENFP and, after checking out that link, keeps saying that she is SO not a Scientologist. 🙂
Aha! That might explain it. I do believe you’ve solved the mystery!
I need to quit smacking Scientology in drive-by throwaway lines, and start smacking Scientology with greater focus. 🙂
Maybe they found your ENFP entry in:
http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html
Never mind that it is labeled satire.
Types like that don’t understand satire.
It’s funny though, because I am an ENFP, and I was a Scientologist. (Lots of emphasis on the WAS.)
“Types like that don’t understand satire.”
That I can certainly believe.
“It’s funny though, because I am an ENFP, and I was a Scientologist. (Lots of emphasis on the WAS.)”
My OSO is also an ENFP and, after checking out that link, keeps saying that she is SO not a Scientologist. 🙂
Lets see, If I were a member/leader of a religiou$ money cult, would I prefer tacit’s well thought out and analytical verbal smack-down.. or a full-body, self inflicted cheesegrater injury…
hmmmm.
Lets see, If I were a member/leader of a religiou$ money cult, would I prefer tacit’s well thought out and analytical verbal smack-down.. or a full-body, self inflicted cheesegrater injury…
hmmmm.
Hi there, would you like to be friends?
Sure, welcome aboard!
Hi there, would you like to be friends?
Oh, yeah. That’s probably my fault. I’ve been posting to various internet forums using your accounts for over a year now. I’m kind of surprised that you’ve only just now noticed.
Mostly I post pro-Fundamentalist Christian rants, luddite tears, and pseudoscientific ramblings, with a little homophobic vitriol thrown in for good measure. I always sign it with your full name, phone number, and street address. I’m sure that has nothing to do with the recent flooding of your apartment… 😉
I know. That’s why I’ve been filtering everything going out on every Net connection you use. I figure while you’re wasting time on that, you’re not doing anything else I might not like, and it’s easy enough to drop packets…
Oh, yeah. That’s probably my fault. I’ve been posting to various internet forums using your accounts for over a year now. I’m kind of surprised that you’ve only just now noticed.
Mostly I post pro-Fundamentalist Christian rants, luddite tears, and pseudoscientific ramblings, with a little homophobic vitriol thrown in for good measure. I always sign it with your full name, phone number, and street address. I’m sure that has nothing to do with the recent flooding of your apartment… 😉
And a devastating one, at that. In fact, I guess they well and truly showed me! I bet I’m even on a list of Suppressive Personalities somewhere, forever doomed to a life of low Operational Thetan level.
Jesus doesn’t love me, either.
I have a confession to make, actually. I…haven’t been doing my Sunwell dailies.
I have, however, gone toe to toe with Gruul twice (and stomped all over him both times), and may be going up against Magtheradon for the first time tonight. And after that somes Serpentshrine, and then it’s all madness from there!
You know, that’s not made any less funny by the fact that it’s totally true…
No, I haven’t. But…wow.
Aha! That might explain it. I do believe you’ve solved the mystery!
I need to quit smacking Scientology in drive-by throwaway lines, and start smacking Scientology with greater focus. 🙂
Sure, welcome aboard!
I know. That’s why I’ve been filtering everything going out on every Net connection you use. I figure while you’re wasting time on that, you’re not doing anything else I might not like, and it’s easy enough to drop packets…