There really, really needs to be a sexual position called Monkey With Lotus Blossom And Chainsaw.
I’m just sayin’.
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There really, really needs to be a sexual position called Monkey With Lotus Blossom And Chainsaw.
I’m just sayin’.
*checking my tai chi manual to see if there is a move called “step back to ward off monkey with a chainsaw”*
Nope. 😛
*waves lotus*
*checking my tai chi manual to see if there is a move called “step back to ward off monkey with a chainsaw”*
Nope. 😛
*waves lotus*
I do believe you just made one!
I do believe you just made one!
So, decide what it is, then have a picture taken.
And post it, cause I wanna see it.
So, decide what it is, then have a picture taken.
And post it, cause I wanna see it.
i second that
post a pic and show us what it looks like so we can all do it too ;-D
i second that
post a pic and show us what it looks like so we can all do it too ;-D
I think a good solution is to formulate an animated stick figure doing it.
Then post that.
I think a good solution is to formulate an animated stick figure doing it.
Then post that.
Well, invent it! And then tell us all about it, because I kind of want to try it out.
Well, invent it! And then tell us all about it, because I kind of want to try it out.
I’m a visual thinker. And you just gave me some serious visuals! Bwahahahahaha!
I’m a visual thinker. And you just gave me some serious visuals! Bwahahahahaha!
Are you sure there’s not?
Are you sure there’s not?
Oh dear god yes…
now!!!
please?
Oh dear god yes…
now!!!
please?
the next time i find a sex partner ill come up with it. sadly if i was with my ex i could have had it figured out in a jiff
the next time i find a sex partner ill come up with it. sadly if i was with my ex i could have had it figured out in a jiff