Things I learned last night

“Ow!” is not a safeword.
“Oooooohhhh FUUUUCK!!!” is not a safeword.
“Oh my God YAAAAAAAAAAGH!” is not a safeword.
“EEEEEEEIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!” is not a safeword.
A “cardigan” is a type of sweater.

82 thoughts on “Things I learned last night

    • I tend to get inarticulate in the throes of passion, so Hubby has learned that a clench with a look of distress and a strangled “STUFF!” is a ‘yellow’-equivalent that can be resolved with the liberal application of SlipperyStuff.

      • This is creating really strange connections in my head… And no, not in the form of red aardvarks, though now that I think about it… 🙂

        In most forms of martial arts involving joint locks, you indicate that you’ve had enough by “tapping out” — tapping the flat of your hand on the mat, your own shoulder, your opponent… Whatever will get the bugger to *let the hell go*. You very quickly learn that tapping out means tapping out. “Ow,” “that’s enough,” “I yield,” “oh, FUCK!” or any other variant are not, in fact, equivalent to tapping out.

        • huh, I never made that connection. I guess because in martial arts, tapping out is the end of just about every pin– it means “ok, you got me.”
          With sex, “red” or whatever means that you’re doing something wrong or too much.

  1. I tend to get inarticulate in the throes of passion, so Hubby has learned that a clench with a look of distress and a strangled “STUFF!” is a ‘yellow’-equivalent that can be resolved with the liberal application of SlipperyStuff.

  2. Mine is Kelly Clarkson. LOL (Ganked from 40 year old virgin when the dude was getting waxed and he yelled out her name, LMAO Curiously, I don’t remember much else from that movie.)

  3. Mine is Kelly Clarkson. LOL (Ganked from 40 year old virgin when the dude was getting waxed and he yelled out her name, LMAO Curiously, I don’t remember much else from that movie.)

  4. Nope! I didn’t know what a cardigan was. I have a lot of strange gaps in my knowledge, mostly centered around cooking, sewing, and similar domestic-type things.

  5. This is creating really strange connections in my head… And no, not in the form of red aardvarks, though now that I think about it… 🙂

    In most forms of martial arts involving joint locks, you indicate that you’ve had enough by “tapping out” — tapping the flat of your hand on the mat, your own shoulder, your opponent… Whatever will get the bugger to *let the hell go*. You very quickly learn that tapping out means tapping out. “Ow,” “that’s enough,” “I yield,” “oh, FUCK!” or any other variant are not, in fact, equivalent to tapping out.

  6. After two years of playing with a particularly wonderful man, he pointed out that:
    1. I’m more stubborn than is probably safe with someone who doesn’t love me.
    2. “Okay, done now” has been my safeword, even if I don’t know it.

  7. After two years of playing with a particularly wonderful man, he pointed out that:
    1. I’m more stubborn than is probably safe with someone who doesn’t love me.
    2. “Okay, done now” has been my safeword, even if I don’t know it.

  8. huh, I never made that connection. I guess because in martial arts, tapping out is the end of just about every pin– it means “ok, you got me.”
    With sex, “red” or whatever means that you’re doing something wrong or too much.

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