Because you can never have enough truth.
You know the drill; for each f the following things, your job is to answer the simple question, “Is this cool or does this suck?” Let’s go!
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Too bad there’s not an “eh” option. But I suppose in that case, you can just not answer.
Too bad there’s not an “eh” option. But I suppose in that case, you can just not answer.
By the way…
Cool: people who don’t have to find the same things cool that their friends think are cool.
Re: By the way…
But wait, how can that be? After all, there must be only one way to determine if something is cool or if it sucks… 😉
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But wait — there have to be at least two choices, otherwise it’s not democratic!
heh.
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Of course! The two choices are “cool” or “suck,” and the good people are the ones who vote the right way!
In fact, that’s how you tell which people are good and which people are infidels who are going straight to Hell–the ones who vote wrong are the ones going to Hell.
Infidelity
Do the infidels who don’t vote get to go to hell too?
Or is it just us going to hell, if Dubya keeps piloting this handbasket?
Re: Infidelity
“Do the infidels who don’t vote get to go to hell too?”
Good question!
I think all us infidels are going to Hell–it’s just that the infidels who vote the wrong way are speeding the process…you know, by giving the bad guys a hand and such. As, for example, the infidels who vote for Kerry, or the infidels who vote that motorcycles made entirely out of scavenged parts suck. 🙂
Dubya is piloting us straight to the Promised Land. Dubya is wise, determined, and corageous–see, it says so right here on the label! After all, people like John Ashcroft can’t be wrong, right?
Re: Infidelity
Cool.
By the way…
Cool: people who don’t have to find the same things cool that their friends think are cool.
Re: By the way…
But wait, how can that be? After all, there must be only one way to determine if something is cool or if it sucks… 😉
Cybersex is just way too much like work. Oh wait, cybersex IS work. Duh…
Ah, but we can’t all have jobs with job descriptions as cool as that… 😛
They’re hiring right now. 🙂
Cybersex is just way too much like work. Oh wait, cybersex IS work. Duh…
Ah, but we can’t all have jobs with job descriptions as cool as that… 😛
We must now hunt down the person who voted “suck” on the motorcycle question. I mean, how could you think that WASN’T cool?
We must now hunt down the person who voted “suck” on the motorcycle question. I mean, how could you think that WASN’T cool?
Next time how ’bout a quiz on whether certain things “suck or “blow”? As in “Movies starring 70-year old men as the romantic lead to 25-year old women: Suck or Blow?”
Next time how ’bout a quiz on whether certain things “suck or “blow”? As in “Movies starring 70-year old men as the romantic lead to 25-year old women: Suck or Blow?”
They’re hiring right now. 🙂
insert usual “you insensitive clod!” comment here
insert usual “you insensitive clod!” comment here
Re: By the way…
But wait — there have to be at least two choices, otherwise it’s not democratic!
heh.
Re: By the way…
Of course! The two choices are “cool” or “suck,” and the good people are the ones who vote the right way!
In fact, that’s how you tell which people are good and which people are infidels who are going straight to Hell–the ones who vote wrong are the ones going to Hell.
Infidelity
Do the infidels who don’t vote get to go to hell too?
Or is it just us going to hell, if Dubya keeps piloting this handbasket?
Re: Infidelity
“Do the infidels who don’t vote get to go to hell too?”
Good question!
I think all us infidels are going to Hell–it’s just that the infidels who vote the wrong way are speeding the process…you know, by giving the bad guys a hand and such. As, for example, the infidels who vote for Kerry, or the infidels who vote that motorcycles made entirely out of scavenged parts suck. 🙂
Dubya is piloting us straight to the Promised Land. Dubya is wise, determined, and corageous–see, it says so right here on the label! After all, people like John Ashcroft can’t be wrong, right?
Re: Infidelity
Cool.