The housewarming post!

It would be very easy to keep ranting about my client’s refusal to pay for a job that consumed a good chunk of the last week, but this is not that post.

Instead, this is the long-delayed sunyata__‘s Housewarming Party Post.

It always starts so innocently…

kellyv, anklesnake and I arrived to find a gaggle of people already there, many of them chuckling over a Chick tract, which is always a good sign.

Met quite a number of people, including foxmagic, allroads, the altogether too cute raptorgirl, the frighteningly Angelina Jolie-esque enoelie, and the very cool, geeky, hyperkinetic, devastatingly intelligent, and much too fun for her own good ladytabitha, who I’m giving serious thought to kidnapping and keeping in my closet.

As a matter of fact, that sounds like a really good idea…

Ahem. Anyway, we had a blast. I’m working very hard on getting sunyata__ to come to the party, since her birthday is the 20th, and the only thing more fun than a dystopian birthday party celebrating mankind’s horrible end is a dystopian double birthday party celebrating mankind’s horrible end.

It’s seven minutes til midnight…what are your plans?

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists Doomsday Clock, the indicator of how close we stand to the brink of nuclear Armageddon, currently stands at seven minutes to midnight, thanks in no small part to our gay-bashing, bomb-dropping, budget-bankrupting excuse for a president‘s complete failure in the diplomatic arena.

anklesnake and I want to set up a pr0n Web site.

These two things are related, to each other and to the housewarming party–hang on, I’m getting to that.

We’ve been searcing for a domain name for the pr0n site, and striking out…all the cool ones are taken, or so it seems.

During the party, anklesnake had a flash of insight, and I registered the domain name right there at the party.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you doomsdaysex.com. Nothing but a placeholder there now, but we’ll be moving in soon.

And now…

…I’m getting ready to go out clubbing with anklesnake, my archnemesis, and friends. It’s 7 minutes til midnight, and I don’t plan to spend it at home!

Let us pray.

O grim gods of battle, empower us this night
Annoint us with the Crimson Rain
Let every blow be a killing blow
Grant us victory.. or a Warrior’s Death.

Not a happy post

I had planned to make a LiveJournal post about sunyata__‘s weekend housewarming party, which was a blast.

This is not that post.

I haven’t made that post because I’ve been working like a madman on a rush project for a new client. In fact, I’ve been staying up until 1AM working on the project, a PowerPoint presentation for a company called MGT Corporation, which makes wheelchair assist devices.

The project, which would normally take about three weeks cto complete, had a four-day lead time. I got it done, with hours to spare, and the client…

…hated it and doesn’t want to pay for it.

Grr.

To say I’m disappointed would be a disservice to Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg. I’m as angry as a great big angry thing.

The post about sunyata__‘s party (which will be a lot more interesting than this one and includes ladytabitha) will have to wait.

Wonderful weekend play party goodness (parental advisory–explicit lyrics)

All work and no play…

I’ve been working non-stop for the past week decorating for the party. It’s been great fun; my arch-nemesis E has donated a huge pile of old 486 motherboards to the cause, which are now painted black and are being used to build the decorations, and anklesnake has perfected an alcoholic drink called gray goo… [Edit to fix the link]

So it was with no small measure of joy that I went to Tampa Fetish Party on Friday with Shelly, and my archnemesis E, his wife K, and their partners J and M.

Gonads and Strife…Wheee!

There was a pretty good turnout; ran into several old friends at the play party I haven’t seen in far too long, and took advantage of the opportunity to give Shelly a most exquisite beating, made all the more fun by the fact that E (who Shelly has a massive crush on) was watching.

Started slowly, strapping her face-down to a bench and placing two rows of acupuncture needles in her back along the edges of her tattoo. The effect was aesthetically delightful, and it was a good warm-up for the crop.

Once Shelly was bristling like a porcupine, I started with the crop, building her up slowly until her ass and legs were covered in beautiful red welts. She responds magnificantly to the crop, and it didn’t take long until she was smiling and squirming and laughing with every lash.

After she’d had a chance to come down from the endorphin high, I put her on the bench face-up and cocooned her to it with dozens of yards of saran wrap, until she could barely even wiggle. Then it was time for the crop again, this time on her breasts and thighs, until she started to float.

Once I had her in that intense floaty space where she couldn’t tell the difference between pain and pleasure, I cut a pair of holes in the saran wrap for her nipples to poke out, the better to clamp them. Next came the needles, a number of which went in each nipple.

She was in ecstasy.

Every touch, every bite, every caress and strike with the crop had her laughing and and shrieking and desperate for more.

I kept her there for quite a while, lingering over her until she barely knew where she was, before I finally unwrapped her and brought her back to earth.

All in all, an incredible evening, made even better because we could share it with close friends.

And to think, there are people in the world who don’t understand BDSM…