If you’re reading this, you’re invited to a glimpse into mankind’s future at the home of Franklin, Shelly, and Kelly, on March 20, 2004. Events begin at 7 PM and will extend far into the night.
– This invitation is open to any adult human, augmented human, human hybrid, or cybernetic organism.
Machine intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 501(c)(3), and bio-mechanical intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 507(b), are welcome provided they are accompanied by a human chaperone and they have a valid Turing Registry ID number. 507(b) entities must also have current CDC certification that the organic component of the entity is non-infectious.
– To prevent a repeat of last year’s incident, NO PROJECTILE WEAPONS OVER .75 CALIBER AND NO ENERGY WEAPONS WITH A PULSE ENERGY DENSITY GREATER THAN 120,000 JOULES WILL BE PERMITTED.
– The house is a Class “C” nanohazard area, owing to an unfortunate accident with some self-replicators. Standard nanohazard quarantine and decontamination protocols will be in effect. We don’t want any of the little buggers getting out…
– Alcohol will be provided. Other toxic organic solvents will be served only if you make special arrangements beforehand.
For more information, please visit the Party Page on the Web. If you live behind a firewall that blocks access to the Xero site, you can visit the mirror site instead.
That’s MY birthday!!!!
Well, that’s inconvenient timing… :/
So does that mean we won’t be seeing you?
Heh. Actually, I think a great way to celebrate my birthday would be to attend a party already in the making. 🙂
I may opt to stick around my town just in case friends/family want to spend that day with me, though.
That’s MY birthday!!!!
Wish I could be there. 🙂 It looks fun.
Wish I could be there. 🙂 It looks fun.
hmmm, might even be worth the costly air fare to finally meet you all. . . . 🙂
Yeah! That’d be awesome!
If you seriously think there’s any way you can make it, we can arrange transportation to and from the airport, and crash space, and so on… 🙂
Oh, I was just wishful thinking. To make the cost worth it, we’d have to take off longer than the weekend, and‘s work schedule right now doesn’t even allow him to be sick. But I’ll muse on the notion a bit longer to entertain myself with thoughts of spring and fun, and recheck bank accounts, overrun credit cards, and calendars before I disappoint myself further.
I didn’t know Shelley move in with you and Kelly? Congrats!
Well, keep me posted–if there’s any possibility at all that you can make it down here, we would be absolutely delighted to have you. 🙂
hmmm, might even be worth the costly air fare to finally meet you all. . . . 🙂
Yeah! That’d be awesome!
If you seriously think there’s any way you can make it, we can arrange transportation to and from the airport, and crash space, and so on… 🙂
Well, that’s inconvenient timing… :/
So does that mean we won’t be seeing you?
Heh. Actually, I think a great way to celebrate my birthday would be to attend a party already in the making. 🙂
I may opt to stick around my town just in case friends/family want to spend that day with me, though.
Awww I can’t go. *sniffle*
Have a blast!
Awww I can’t go. *sniffle*
Have a blast!
Oh, I was just wishful thinking. To make the cost worth it, we’d have to take off longer than the weekend, and‘s work schedule right now doesn’t even allow him to be sick. But I’ll muse on the notion a bit longer to entertain myself with thoughts of spring and fun, and recheck bank accounts, overrun credit cards, and calendars before I disappoint myself further.
I didn’t know Shelley move in with you and Kelly? Congrats!
Darn! I miss all the fun!
Not likely – I have a paper due around then. But you should get out there. His b-day is the 21st.
Darn! I miss all the fun!
Not likely – I have a paper due around then. But you should get out there. His b-day is the 21st.
Hurray for fire babies!
Hope you have a good one. (-:
Hurray for fire babies!
Hope you have a good one. (-:
Well, keep me posted–if there’s any possibility at all that you can make it down here, we would be absolutely delighted to have you. 🙂