If you’re reading this, you’re invited to a glimpse into mankind’s future at the home of Franklin, Shelly, and Kelly, on March 20, 2004. Events begin at 7 PM and will extend far into the night.
– This invitation is open to any adult human, augmented human, human hybrid, or cybernetic organism.
Machine intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 501(c)(3), and bio-mechanical intelligences as defined by Turing Act section 507(b), are welcome provided they are accompanied by a human chaperone and they have a valid Turing Registry ID number. 507(b) entities must also have current CDC certification that the organic component of the entity is non-infectious.
– To prevent a repeat of last year’s incident, NO PROJECTILE WEAPONS OVER .75 CALIBER AND NO ENERGY WEAPONS WITH A PULSE ENERGY DENSITY GREATER THAN 120,000 JOULES WILL BE PERMITTED.
– The house is a Class “C” nanohazard area, owing to an unfortunate accident with some self-replicators. Standard nanohazard quarantine and decontamination protocols will be in effect. We don’t want any of the little buggers getting out…
– Alcohol will be provided. Other toxic organic solvents will be served only if you make special arrangements beforehand.