The full, unedited text of an email in my inbox today:

Prezados Gentlemen.

Good night will be that they had not tired to send email the same every day and various times still? Therefore I will go to order them all in return for the Gentlemen if not to stop. They want to order notice, all good, but the same email some times per day “NOT”. E nor orders email in MIME. Until more. Thank You
Edyr Maria

What in the name of God and all that is holy is this person trying to communicate?

No file attachments, it’s not a virus that uses a random text generator…

kellyv just asked me “Who are you, and where the hell is my husband?” I’ve been up since 9AM this morning, for no reason save that living with bandage for two weeks has completely upset the natural order of things and destroyed my sleep schedule. Ordinarily, I try to get out of bed at some time around noon on weekends.

And speaking of weekends…

Heading down to the flight field soon for the RC airplane club meeting, going to try to get my plane in the air today. It’s been ready to go for quite a while, but I haven’t been able to find a flight instructor, or the time, or both.

The new Matrix movie is almost here! Yesterday, Shelly bought tickets for herself, me, kellyv, her roommate, and our friend J. kellyv and I are taking the day off work Thursday so we can watch it again. Oh, the pathetic geekness of it all…

There are, at last count, six billion people and change all sharing this grand ol’ planet with one another, and the breadth and depth of the human condition is vast almost beyond comprehension.

And even knowing that, there are still some things I find entirely inexplicable. Like THIS.

I don’t get it. I just. Don’t. Get. It. I’m wondering what the encore will be…something involving a blender? 🙂