The return of Art Schwartz: a sordid tale

Many of you already know the backstory of this tale. Namely:

Periodically for the past couple of years, I and other readers of newsgroups like comp.graphics.apps.photoshop, alt.graphics.photoshop, and the like have been spammed by a particularly slimy spammer named Art Schwartz, who collects email addresses from graphics-related newsgroups and spams his Web site, www.perfect-shareware.com, where he says one can get Photoshop and other high-ticket graphics apps for $29.95. It’s a scam, of course; he’s a credit card fraudster, not a pirate, and those dumb enough to fall for the bait get (1) a list of pirate Web sites and (2) big credit card bills.

He’s been hosted by an outfit called Cove Software Systems (“Covesoft”) for years. Covesoft has for years ignored LARTs and permitted him to spam. Recently, as these sorts of outfits do, Covesoft went titsup and got bought by Superb Internet, the retail marketing arm of Hopone. So when some spam showed up in my main email address and one of my spamtrap addresses, I sent ’em along to Superb’s abuse address.

The next day, I get a rash of threatening emails, as documented here, from the spammer. Okay, that’s not cool–so I pick up the phone and have a nice long chat with a person at Superb who identified himself as the head of their abuse department.

The good bits:
The person I spoke to claimed Superb/Hopone have strict zero-tolerance spam policies. Okay, I ask, why is this Web site still up? We haven’t received any complaints, he says. Ah, but you have, I tell him, from me, on thus and such a date, with these headers–would you like me to send you the spam again? Oh, yes, we have received complaints, he says, but our policy is not to take any action unless we receive a number of complaints from different people. You have, I say–I can give you the email addresses of about a half-dozen Usenet readers who’ve LARTed you, there’s a conversation on one of the Photoshop newsgroups about it right now.

So then he says, Well, the official policy of my bosses is that as long as our customers pay their bills, they can do anything they want, so long as what they’re doing is not illegal and doesn’t get us into SPEWS or Spamhaus. Sez I, spamming addresses scraped from newsgroups is illegal, the CAN-SPAM law is right on point about this. You’re right, it is, I’ll pull the site right now, he says, and sure enough, Perfect-Shareware.com stops resolving that afternoon.

Fast forward to earlier this week, when I get an email from abuse@hopone.net in my mailbox. The email says We have put www.perfect-shareware.com back online. If you feel this customer is doing something illegal, contact the police, not us. The business relationship between Hopone Internet and this customer is none of your business. Do not email us again.

So, just for the record: Hopone/Superb Internet are black-hat spam supporters. No reasonable person should touch them with a ten-foot pole–which is, of course, why you’ll find criminals like Art Schwartz using them.

The normal course of a spam-supporting business is to go bankrupst. When it happens to Hopone, it can’t be soon enough.

It’s 9:02; do you know where your computer’s been?

So. I went to a client’s site this afternoon to set up several brand-new Power Mac G5 systems. Apple Cinema Displays, Adobe Creative Suite Professional, Quark 6, the works. Beautiful systems; I wish I had one.

And then the client asked me to look at his Windows XP laptop, because it’s been “acting funny.”

He has broadband at his house. He’s never run Windows Update.

It’s after 9:00 at night and I’m still here. Why am I still here? 1,524 copies of the W32/Bagle.z virus and counting. Plus about 6,000,000 Windows security updates that need to be installed. And did you know that Bagle blocks Windows Update from doing its job? Isn’t that lovely?

If you are reading this on a Windows computer, and you have never run Windows Update on your computer, you are infected with a virus. Or more likely, thousands of viruses. Yes, I mean YOU. Right now, the average life expectancy of an unpatched Windows box connected to the Internet is less than twenty minutes.

I could be at game night right now. I could be hanging out with cool people and playing Are You a Werewolf? But no.

Immortality Ho!

Shelly finished all her Alcor paperwork today! datan0de and I witnessed it, so it’s all signed and notarized and ready to go. She should have her bracelet soon, and I’m getting started on my own paperwork soon as well.

We’re thinking of having a party when Shelly gets her bracelet, and another when I get mine, because hey, two parties!

A peek into the future

I’ve been looking for a new programming project, since I haven’t really felt like doing any more TCP/IP programming for a while, and I finally decided to make a program that could predict the future.

It’s a simple matter, really. If you know the basic laws of motion, and you see a ball rolling across a table, you can use the laws of motion to predict that the ball will fall off the edge of the table if it’s going fast enough. Applying the same basic idea to a larger system, if you know all the laws of physics, and you can create a model of the entire world, you can use the model to predict the future, right?

So that’s exactly what I did. I wrote a program that would simulate every subatomic particle in the solar system (I decided not to model the entire universe, because I’m running the simulation on a 600MHz iMac), and set it up to show me what will happen in the future. Among the more surprising discoveries:

In the future, cows and other barnyard animals will be converted to run on natural gas, a clean, renewable energy source.

In the future, supplies of gravity, once thought to be a limitless natural resource, will diminish until the government has to start rationing gravity. People with an even numbered street address get to use gravity on even numbered days of the month, people with odd-numbered street addresses can only use gravity on odd numbered days of the month. $500 fine for using gravity on the wrong day.

In the future, a balloon animal will be elected mayor of Washington, DC, and surprisingly, its ideas on economic reform will prove to be very popular.

In the future, mimes will be driven to the brink of extinction by unlicensed poachers, and nobody will really care.

In the future, money will be printed on aluminum foil, because it’s much shinier than paper.

Carpe motherfuckin’ Diem, Part II: Sunday

So Sunday morning rolls around:

Shelly: Let’s go to Disney World today!
Me: Mrrruuuuuuughh. Unf? Rrargh murgle muuuuuuuuh.
Shelly: Let’s go to Disney World today!
Me: Muuuh? Uuuuuuunfg…what time is it?
Shelly: I don’t know. Let’s go to Disney World today!
Me: Muuuuuuuuuugh something something something okay!

So we went to Disney World…and had a blast. The crowds were very light, no lines in front of the rides, the weather was mild, and we stayed until the park closed.

Got back home in plenty of time for me to set up a Gmail account, for no reason other than everyone else is doing it. The address is urban.decay at gmail.com, just in case anyone’s interested. (“Chaos.theory,” “entropy,”and “evil.genius” were already taken, dammit.)

Carpe motherfuckin’ Diem part I: Saturday

I shan’t go into the disturbing details about Saturday morning, as they’re a bit on the kinky side and I wouldn’t want to disturb the more delicate of the readers of this journal.

Saturday afternoon, a couple friends stopped by and we all headed out to Orlando for lunch with smoocherie, fritzcat, and a number of the members of the Orlando poly community. It was a blast, in no small measure because I finally got to meet animatra in person. We’ve talked online, and meeting her in meatspace was a lot of fun. She’s more…animated than I had expected.

After lunch, we all piled into a number of vehicles and headed over to Skycraft. For those of you who are not Orlando residents, Skycraft is a place right out of a cyberpunk novel; it’s a weird little store that sells everything from missile parts and laser diodes to electronic components and fiber optic cable, almost all of it salvaged from elsewhere.

Yes, actual missile parts. In fact, they have a number of decommissioned missiles hanging from the ceiling.

It’s a beautiful, beautiful place…enough to make a grown man weep. I managed to escape without too much serious damage to my wallet, but it took every ounce of restraint I could muster.

You can learn a lot about the measure of a person by watching that person at Skycraft. animatra‘s inner geek was on clear display, and even smoocherie showed a bit of geekiness I’ve not observed before.

After Skycraft, it was time to head to Acme Hobbies to look for things for the Nativity scene we’re building this Christmas. You may want to think twice before reading about it, if you’re (a) deeply religious, (b) easily offended, or (c) any combination of the preceding, as it’s not your typical Nativity set. I’m going to hell. Are you?

[Friends only] Victory!

I rarely make friends-only posts, but given the circumstances, I thought it was appropriate this time…

A few weeks ago, I posted about how a notorious long-term spammer and convicted criminal named Art Schwartz has been emailing threats to me for reporting his spamming activities to his Web host. In fact, I even put some of the emailed threats he sent up on a Web site.

Well, yesterday, I finally got completely sick of his spamming and his abuse, and I picked up the phone and had an hour-long conversation with the security and abuse department head of his Web hosting provider, Superb Internet. As a result, Superb agreed to pull his Web site. It went down yesterday afternoon.

Today, if I have time, I plan to give the Hallendale, FL police department a call and chat with them about the threats he’s sent.

I do not respond well to being bullied, threatened, or intimidated. 🙂

Still more things to do…

Okay, we are going to FetishCon. Yay!

And in the List of Projects that Needs to Be Done, I’ve forgotten one more thing:

More than Two

Finish writing the proposal for a book on polyamory and start shopping it around to publishers. This book is intended to pick up where books like The Ethical Slut leave off, and talk about the “why,” not just the “how,” or polyamory.

Plans and intentions for the next year or so

This is largely for my own benefit, as I have a whole lot of irons in the fire right now and I’m not going to be able to pay attention to all of them. Trying to get some of these projects out of my head and somewhere more tangible, because my head, she is full!

Upcoming plans

Necronomicon

October 15-17. This one is non-negotiable; I’ll definitely be there. Need to think about what I’m going to be doing–costumes and such.

Tampa Fetish Con

September 23-26. This one is coming up fast! Don’t know yet if we’ll be there. It’ll cost us $60 apiece for all four days, and the deadline for registration is in a couple of days. I’d like to go, but it’s still highly uncertain.

Fetish Factory’s Alter Ego party

September 24 at Underground in downtown Tampa. This one I definitely want to attend.

[Edit: Almost forgot!] MacWorld San Francisco

January 2005. This is my annual pilgrimage to MacWorld, which accomplishes two thigs: gets me up to speed on Apple’s plans for the coming year, and lets me spend time with altenra, who I don’t get to see or hang out with NEARLY often enough.

Projects

The Impossible Woman

This is a photography series I’ve been planning for a while. I’d like to get moving on it soon, as it’s quite elaborate and requires a tremendous amount of time and more than a little Photoshop work. This is a high-priority project; I want to get at least 5 images done before next September, because if I get them finished, I’d like to produce a series of giclees and bring them to next year’s DragonCon.

(lightgatherer, you might be interested in this project. Remind me to talk to you about it next time I see you guys.) ladytabitha would be perfect for this project, but she’s in Boston and I’m not…

Xero

I’m already getting quite a bit of material for the re-launch of Xero magazine. Whether or not this project moves ahead depends on how much advertising I can sell; I don’t intend to finance it out-of-pocket any more. I have some ideas about making it pay for itself, but need to find the time to pursue them. I’d like to see Xero develop along the same lines as something like, say, On Our Backs from a business perspective–that magazine has succeeded quite nicely in its market.

Flying

I want to get my RC plane back in the air. Biggest obstacle so far is getting around to renewing my AMA membership, and transporting the damn thing to the flying field; it’s way too big for my car. This isn’t something that’s really terribly important at the moment, though.

Coding

There’s a new build of the card editor application for Onyx, my sex game, sitting on my hard drive. Waiting for feedback from a couple beta testers before I release it. I’ve also made a lot of progress on the second sex game I plan to release, which could, with a couple weeks’ concentrated effort, be ready for alpha testing soon…but I haven’t felt terribly motivated to write code lately, and coding is virtually impossible for me if I’m not in the mood (and impossible not to do if I am in the mood).

Villain Tees

This has been sitting idle for a while, as I haven’t had any way to get shirts printed or take online orders until recently.

I now have my own credit card merchant account, and I’ve found a new screen printer who’s cheaper and more reliable than the previous screen printer I’d been using, so this project may start moving again. I’ve also received an email from a clothing store in Iowa that wants to carry some of the Villain Tees designs. I think what I’m going to do is trim down the number of designs significantly, print a couple runs, and start pursuing retailers. The place that’s already approached me has given me a better idea about how to go about doing that. I believe Villain Tees has the potential to be very successful, and it’s worth investing a bit of energy into.

Doomsday Sex

This project has been on hold for about a year now. Eventually, it will be the home for a Flash-based Web comic set in the classic dystopian post-apocalyptic wasteland we all love so much, and it may act as a home for the Impossible Woman project as well. I’ve also been tossing around the idea of writing erotica for the site as well, but that’s not a high priority.

Obviously, i can’t develop all these projects in the next twelve months–especially not in light of the fact that one of my clients, which has been searching for venture capital for years, finally got their funding and is threatening to bury me in work. Right now, it looks like I may need to start hiring people within the next few months, or phase out some of my other clients, or both.

Hang on, it’s gonna be a wild ride…