Art meets sex

Back when i was still living in Atlanta, zaiah came out to visit a couple of times. During her last visit, I ended up with what I thought was a nasty cold but which actually turned out to be antibiotic-resistant pneumonia.

Now, I don’t know if you have had any experience with pneumonia, Gentle Reader, but in the likely and fortunate event you have not, I can inform you that it will cause certain biological urges of a licentious nature to wither in much the same way that a snowman wilts under a flamethrower. Which is a damn shame.

Anyway, while I was miserable in bed and sleeping most of the day, zaiah started drawing on me with Magic Markers, and took a picture of the result with my iPhone.

Since then, it’s become something of a standard part of our sex lives. She loves drawing on me, and I love being drawn on…and yes, it is sex. Many things other than the insertion of Tab A into Slot B are sex, legions of horny teenagers who’ve taken Purity Pledges but still want to get their funk on notwithstanding (“you mean if you do me in the ass I’ll still be a virgin? Oh, okay then!”).

I have quite a collection of iPhone photos now, which are all kinda fun and cheerful and which you can see if you don’t mind looking at possibly not-safe-for-work images that might include some portion of my butt.

  

  

  

  

  

78 thoughts on “Art meets sex

  1. The icon is a piece of the vine design I drew on my boyfriend, which was directly inspired by your last post on the subject. Drawing on people was also something me and my girl friends used to do during finals week in college to blow off steam – we ended up with some seriously pretty things and you’re making me want to go dig up the photographs.

    These photos are beautiful, btw – just makes me want to hunt up the markers and get drawing again myself.

  2. The icon is a piece of the vine design I drew on my boyfriend, which was directly inspired by your last post on the subject. Drawing on people was also something me and my girl friends used to do during finals week in college to blow off steam – we ended up with some seriously pretty things and you’re making me want to go dig up the photographs.

    These photos are beautiful, btw – just makes me want to hunt up the markers and get drawing again myself.

    • The markers we use (the “premium” sharpie markers) have fairly sharp points, so surprisingly, it doesn’t really tickle. In fact, sometimes, like when she’s filling in a large area of color, it can be almost borderline painful (which is very nice as well, but that’s a whole ‘nother post altogether!).

  3. These are lovely!! Although I’d have to have a partner draw on my *front*, since my back is taken . . . *grins*

    Love the cattails and the maze, especially.

    — A πŸ˜€

    • One of the neat things about a partner drawing on your back is you have no idea what the image is; having someone draw on your front might be a very different experience.

      I’d offer to try drawing on you, if, y’know, we lived even reasonably close to one another. And, er, I could draw.

  4. These are lovely!! Although I’d have to have a partner draw on my *front*, since my back is taken . . . *grins*

    Love the cattails and the maze, especially.

    — A πŸ˜€

  5. you’re such a tease! *lol*
    couldn’t see your entire butt in any of the pix *lol*- but realy very nice images- you should let her draw on your *ass* sometime *lol*
    *grin* (yes I like butts hehee)
    But there’s such sweetness on your face in the picture where you’re lying on your side *smile*

  6. you’re such a tease! *lol*
    couldn’t see your entire butt in any of the pix *lol*- but realy very nice images- you should let her draw on your *ass* sometime *lol*
    *grin* (yes I like butts hehee)
    But there’s such sweetness on your face in the picture where you’re lying on your side *smile*

  7. Aw, those are really cool. I love drawing on people as well – there’s a gallery of my temporary tattoos on facebook (i have an awesome body art pen that last up to four days, and was considering going pro for a while) – also whilst at BiCon last week I got to paint all over a very cute girl’s boobs. V. sexy!

    I think I like your dragons best – so cute! πŸ™‚ I am wondering what the characters mean though. Care to share?

    • The ones on the dragon and lion’s face mean “toy” (something has called me for a long time). The characters on the mountain image mean “to toy with,” which is precisely what she was doing. πŸ™‚

  8. Aw, those are really cool. I love drawing on people as well – there’s a gallery of my temporary tattoos on facebook (i have an awesome body art pen that last up to four days, and was considering going pro for a while) – also whilst at BiCon last week I got to paint all over a very cute girl’s boobs. V. sexy!

    I think I like your dragons best – so cute! πŸ™‚ I am wondering what the characters mean though. Care to share?

  9. Yay! One of the many reasons I hope someday to have a lover with an artistic bent.

    Have you ever tried watercolors with a nice horsehair brush? The sensation is to die for…

  10. Yay! One of the many reasons I hope someday to have a lover with an artistic bent.

    Have you ever tried watercolors with a nice horsehair brush? The sensation is to die for…

  11. The ones on the dragon and lion’s face mean “toy” (something has called me for a long time). The characters on the mountain image mean “to toy with,” which is precisely what she was doing. πŸ™‚

  12. One of the neat things about a partner drawing on your back is you have no idea what the image is; having someone draw on your front might be a very different experience.

    I’d offer to try drawing on you, if, y’know, we lived even reasonably close to one another. And, er, I could draw.

  13. The markers we use (the “premium” sharpie markers) have fairly sharp points, so surprisingly, it doesn’t really tickle. In fact, sometimes, like when she’s filling in a large area of color, it can be almost borderline painful (which is very nice as well, but that’s a whole ‘nother post altogether!).

  14. can’t decide wherther I like the ones that hint at ass or the cat willows pix *grin*
    hmm lessee…. art… crack… art.. crack… hmmmm ok so my inner artist wins… for now….

  15. can’t decide wherther I like the ones that hint at ass or the cat willows pix *grin*
    hmm lessee…. art… crack… art.. crack… hmmmm ok so my inner artist wins… for now….

  16. “yes, it is sex. Many things other than the insertion of Tab A into Slot B are sex”

    So what Bill Clinton did with Monica in the Oval office…that *was* sex, then!?

  17. “yes, it is sex. Many things other than the insertion of Tab A into Slot B are sex”

    So what Bill Clinton did with Monica in the Oval office…that *was* sex, then!?

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