…in which Franklin raves about his current favorite toy, made by NJoy:
This thing, which I’ve recently heard compared to a prop from Star Trek, is an NJoy Pleasure Wand. It’s about eight inches long, it’s heavy (weighs nearly a pound!), the ball on the right-hand side is about an inch in diameter, it’s made of surgical stainless steel, and it is without question one of the Coolest. Sex. Toys. Ever.
It even comes in a neat red-lined display box.
And man, this toy can do just about anything. Any kind of sensation you can imagine (and as a seasoned, veteran pervert, I can imagine quite a lot) you can get with this.
Let’s start with the obvious uses. The right-hand side is for vaginal penetration, the left-hand side is for anal penetration. As a straight-ahead dildo, it’s quite good. The stainless steel warms up very quickly, and it’s very smooth. The end is curved, and manages to find the G-spot of everyone I’ve used it with very nicely. Insert, move vigorously or not so vigorously (as your own personal taste dictates), repeat ’til orgasm. It’ll certainly never wear out or need to be replaced, and it does the job quite nicely.
But it’s got so much more to offer. Oh, my word, does it have more.
This thing is exactly what the doctor ordered for any mad scientists out there–and I know I have more than a few of you on my friends list. It looks the part to a T; it’s hard to show in a photograph just how beautiful this toy is, and it’s got that slightly sinister, slightly alien look to it that’s always in vogue among mad scientists and evil geniuses everywhere.
It can be used to create and manipulate sensation within your victim partner with exquisite control. If temperature play is your thing, it holds both heat and cold very well, and unlike most glass toys, you can actually put it in the freezer without worrying about thermal stress cracking it.
It’s hard but very smooth; the smoothness means that when it’s exactly at body temperature, if you move it slowly, it almost doesn’t feel like a solid object. If it’s moved very slowly and gently, it’s more a rush of sensation than a feeling of penetration; one of my partners has described it like feeling a gush of warm liquid, rather than like a hard object.
That’s if you move it slowly and gently, of course.
If you move it less slowly and gently, then it feels a bit more like a conventional dildo, except that if your partner is lying on her back and you’re holding it so that the end curves upward, it has a quite effortless habit of moving precisely along some very, very sensitive bits inside, with all the effect you’d expect from that. You can even, if you’re of a suitably wicked bent, rest the ball precisely against your partner’s G-spot and then turn it slightly from side to side, rather than in and out, and move more and more slowly as she gets closer and closer to orgasm, and stop right when she’s on the edge. If you hold it still, then she might even be able to come just by contracting around it.
Or not, if you tilt your hand upward slightly when she contracts, bringing the ball away from the inner wall of her vagina. If you do that, she’ll just be frustrated and horny.
Not that, y’know, I’m actually recommending that, or anything. I’m just sayin’.
And it’s even useful for secret police, interrogators, and space aliens everywhere. If, for example, you were to have abducted an earth human and wanted to probe your captive as part of some kind of weird alien experiment, or if your captive was resistant to most normal interrogation techniques and a bit more persuasion were called for, well, this little implement is just the thing. It can go from “Oh my God I’m going to come!” to “Sweet Jesus, I’ll tell you anything!” in just a flick of the wrist, and the transformation is…dramatic.
Should this be the sort of thing that suits your tastes, you might want to tie your partner down first. Again, I’m just sayin’.
One of my own personal favorite things to do is to use it on my partner directly after I’ve just fisted her. Three or four nice, hard orgasms around my hand is really good at getting the blood flowing and getting all the sensitive bits especially sensitive, when even the slightest touch is almost unbearably intense…that’s just the right time to get out the probe. And just…barely…move it.
If you’ve got your partner tied down for this, might want to have a gag handy, too. You don’t want to, y’know, disturb the neighbors or anything; that’s just rude.
Just to be perfectly clear on this point: There’s no evidence that the people who designed this toy are actually Cylons.
I love Njoy products! I used one once during a scene and it was fucking awesome! I want one for Xmas!!!!
You used one, or had one used on you?
I love Njoy products! I used one once during a scene and it was fucking awesome! I want one for Xmas!!!!
This was my treat to myself a couple of months ago, and I simply adore it. I brought it, in its sumptuous case, on my recent trip and giggled trying to think what kind of cyber-weapon airport security must’ve imagined it was.
I’ve flown with mine, and nobody said anything, though I’m disappointed I didn’t get to see what it looked like on X-ray.
This was my treat to myself a couple of months ago, and I simply adore it. I brought it, in its sumptuous case, on my recent trip and giggled trying to think what kind of cyber-weapon airport security must’ve imagined it was.
Yeah. I was so thinking about you last night. 🙂
Aww! 🙂 Now you’ll have to tell me what you were thinking.
Yeah. I was so thinking about you last night. 🙂
I could’ve sworn you made a previous post about the NJoy. Not quite as detailed, but a post nonetheless.
I mentioned it in passing, to say “I really need to write a post about this.” I love, love, love this toy.
I could’ve sworn you made a previous post about the NJoy. Not quite as detailed, but a post nonetheless.
I’ve had my eye on that thing for a while now. Sooo pretty! Stupid grad student income! :-p
Three words…
More. Student. Loans. 🙂 After all, you have to be able to meet your basic needs while you’re in school, right?
More. Student. Loans. 🙂
HA! no way. 😀
Research grant, then? What’s your major?
Library and information science.
Let’s see. A study testing the effect of orgasm on information refinding efficiency?
I don’t know, though… Everyone kind of titters about this one researcher who has been working for years on understanding the information needs of prostitutes… It’s a little racy…
I’ve had my eye on that thing for a while now. Sooo pretty! Stupid grad student income! :-p
i think this post constitutes “erotica.”
O.o
meep!
Naah, just think of it as an ordinary, run-of-the-mill product review. You know, for educated consumers. Nothing to see here, move along…
i think this post constitutes “erotica.”
O.o
meep!
cylons?
that depends….
do they need batteries or not?
Re: cylons?
The Cylons, or the sex toys?
Re: cylons?
errrrr…. both?
Re: cylons?
Well, Cylons don’t run on batteries. Neither does this toy, though I suppose the Cylons could use it along with other toys that do use batteries. (I’m assuming, here, that the Cylons know about batteries…)
Re: cylons?
well that tears it- the toy is a cylon- another scheme to take over the humans? but I guess it won’t be mistaken for human….
cylons?
that depends….
do they need batteries or not?
Out of curiosity, have you used it in conjunction with a violet wand? If so, how well did it work out?
I haven’t! I don’t have access to a wand any more. I bet it’d be a hell of a lot of fun, though.
I found myself wondering the same thing… as soon as he said “mad scientist”, I thought for sure he was going to mention its conductive properties…
Alas, I no longer own a violet wand. Eventually, I will do so again, but at the moment, no. 🙁
Did the one I sent to you work out?
It did! Got to use it quite a bit. Unfortunately, it as since failed; the core has rusted out. 🙁 I’m contemplating rebuilding it, though it would be a substantial job.
Damnit. Will look at what I have and see if there is something else to send. I have like 6 wands, 2 are modern, the rest are antique and in various states of repair.
Yep, I went there, too when he said “mad scientist”. hehe
Out of curiosity, have you used it in conjunction with a violet wand? If so, how well did it work out?
Well, there goes my attempt at not getting turned on while at work today :p
Always glad to be of service!
Well, there goes my attempt at not getting turned on while at work today :p
Aww! 🙂 Now you’ll have to tell me what you were thinking.
I mentioned it in passing, to say “I really need to write a post about this.” I love, love, love this toy.
Three words…
More. Student. Loans. 🙂 After all, you have to be able to meet your basic needs while you’re in school, right?
Re: cylons?
The Cylons, or the sex toys?
I haven’t! I don’t have access to a wand any more. I bet it’d be a hell of a lot of fun, though.
Always glad to be of service!
Naah, just think of it as an ordinary, run-of-the-mill product review. You know, for educated consumers. Nothing to see here, move along…
More. Student. Loans. 🙂
HA! no way. 😀
Research grant, then? What’s your major?
I’ve flown with mine, and nobody said anything, though I’m disappointed I didn’t get to see what it looked like on X-ray.
You used one, or had one used on you?
Re: cylons?
errrrr…. both?
Ya know that’s the second fantastic review I have seen for that recently. So the thing is, I got a birthday cummin up…..I’m just sayin! 🙂
Ya know that’s the second fantastic review I have seen for that recently. So the thing is, I got a birthday cummin up…..I’m just sayin! 🙂
Has anyone tried using a tuning fork with this? I’d bet it could carry some subtle vibrations very nicely.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I would never have thought of that, but now…well, now I”m thinking of it. Thanks!
Oh yes, making it vibrate was the FIRST thing I thought of!
Oh my… that’s even more enticing than the idea of safely electrifying it…
I doubt a tuning fork would actually do much, to be quite honest. This toy is heavier than it looks, so it’s got a lot of inertia to soak up subtle vibrations.
Pressing a vibrating egg against it works rather well, though it makes quite a lot of noise.
how about tuning fork dildo: http://www.stockroom.com/Aluminum-Tuning-Fork-P2175.aspx
Has anyone tried using a tuning fork with this? I’d bet it could carry some subtle vibrations very nicely.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I would never have thought of that, but now…well, now I”m thinking of it. Thanks!
So do these people pay you to write this stuff? Because they ought to…I’m sold.
So do these people pay you to write this stuff? Because they ought to…I’m sold.
Wow, now my panties are wet…
jaysus mine too!
Wow, now my panties are wet…
Oh yes, making it vibrate was the FIRST thing I thought of!
jaysus mine too!
I found myself wondering the same thing… as soon as he said “mad scientist”, I thought for sure he was going to mention its conductive properties…
Oh my… that’s even more enticing than the idea of safely electrifying it…
I so want one. Ohmyfuckinlord, I want one…
I so want one. Ohmyfuckinlord, I want one…
This is the best sex toy review I have ever read.
This is the best sex toy review I have ever read.
I doubt a tuning fork would actually do much, to be quite honest. This toy is heavier than it looks, so it’s got a lot of inertia to soak up subtle vibrations.
Pressing a vibrating egg against it works rather well, though it makes quite a lot of noise.
First of all: ye gods, I want one.
Second of all: It’s gotten to the stage where I’ve seen you posting far too many entirely sensible things, in far too many places, for you to not be on my friend list anymore. Mind if I add you?
Not at all; welcome aboard!
First of all: ye gods, I want one.
Second of all: It’s gotten to the stage where I’ve seen you posting far too many entirely sensible things, in far too many places, for you to not be on my friend list anymore. Mind if I add you?
Not at all; welcome aboard!
Re: cylons?
Well, Cylons don’t run on batteries. Neither does this toy, though I suppose the Cylons could use it along with other toys that do use batteries. (I’m assuming, here, that the Cylons know about batteries…)
Alas, I no longer own a violet wand. Eventually, I will do so again, but at the moment, no. 🙁
Library and information science.
Let’s see. A study testing the effect of orgasm on information refinding efficiency?
I don’t know, though… Everyone kind of titters about this one researcher who has been working for years on understanding the information needs of prostitutes… It’s a little racy…
Re: cylons?
well that tears it- the toy is a cylon- another scheme to take over the humans? but I guess it won’t be mistaken for human….
how about tuning fork dildo: http://www.stockroom.com/Aluminum-Tuning-Fork-P2175.aspx
Yep, I went there, too when he said “mad scientist”. hehe
Did the one I sent to you work out?
It did! Got to use it quite a bit. Unfortunately, it as since failed; the core has rusted out. 🙁 I’m contemplating rebuilding it, though it would be a substantial job.
Damnit. Will look at what I have and see if there is something else to send. I have like 6 wands, 2 are modern, the rest are antique and in various states of repair.