So a couple days ago I was looking over my grocery list:
Milk
Eggs
Androids
Cat food
Respirocytes
Cereal
Iron (4.485×1024 kg)
Ziploc bags
Tylenol
Light bulbs
Royalty-free porn
Stereo lithographer
SD media reader with Mac drivers
Chocolate eclairs
I prefer shopping at Publix, but they don’t carry everything on my list. I tried the Super Wal-Mart around the corner, but there are a few things they don’t carry, either. Anyone got any suggestions?
Ziploc bags? The wee small ones or the lunch sized ones?
The sandwich-sized ones.
Ziploc bags? The wee small ones or the lunch sized ones?
Suggestion: don’t put anything on your list i can’t pronounce
Suggestion: don’t put anything on your list i can’t pronounce
Iron (4.485×1024 kg)
Still lookin’ ta’ make that fist, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a suggestion for ‘ya- get a good shovel and start digging, buddy! If you meet any Chinese people you’ve gone too far. 😉
Oh, and you can get respirocytes at any Super Wal-Mart, but they’re not currently in stock. It may be a while, but I expect they’ll be in the pharmacy section with the iodine and other first aid products.
Likewise, you can get androids at Best Buy or CompUSA if you’re sufficiently patient, but I’d really recommend going to a dealer who specializes in such things. You’ll find a better selection and higher overall quality. You may even want to try the Apple store. I believe they carry SD media readers, so you could ask them about androids while you’re there.
Royalty-free porn? I know for a fact that you have several friends who are exhibitionists. I’ll leave the details as an exercise for the reader. 😉
if he finds any chinese people he can enslave them to dig faster.
No need. If he finds any Chinese people he’s already passed right by his goal. He just has to go halfway back.
I’m really rather surprised you didn’t say anything about my exhibitionist comment. 😉
it wasnt my place to do the exercise now was it. besides if everyone doesnt know im an exhibitionist by now they need their memory core looked at.
I was hoping not to have to dig for the iron on my own, for three reasons:
If you’re going to let trivialities like these stop you then I guess you just don’t want it badly enough!
Sheesh. And all this time I thought your ambition was your greatest advantage against me…
Hmm. You know, you’re absolutely right. I think I’m going to start adapting my
heavily armed orbital fortresstiny orbiting research platform for asteroid mining immediately.Iron (4.485×1024 kg)
Still lookin’ ta’ make that fist, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a suggestion for ‘ya- get a good shovel and start digging, buddy! If you meet any Chinese people you’ve gone too far. 😉
Oh, and you can get respirocytes at any Super Wal-Mart, but they’re not currently in stock. It may be a while, but I expect they’ll be in the pharmacy section with the iodine and other first aid products.
Likewise, you can get androids at Best Buy or CompUSA if you’re sufficiently patient, but I’d really recommend going to a dealer who specializes in such things. You’ll find a better selection and higher overall quality. You may even want to try the Apple store. I believe they carry SD media readers, so you could ask them about androids while you’re there.
Royalty-free porn? I know for a fact that you have several friends who are exhibitionists. I’ll leave the details as an exercise for the reader. 😉
Costco.
damnit, I knew we shouldn’t have skipped the baked goods section..
Costco.
How about Denmark?
Would I have to go through customs?
I think they’re more like suggestions in Denmark
Well, if you wanted to come back to the states I suppose you might… oh well.
I was going to suggest Japan, but it wouldn’t be funny now. – ZM
How about Denmark?
The sandwich-sized ones.
Would I have to go through customs?
damnit, I knew we shouldn’t have skipped the baked goods section..
I think they’re more like suggestions in Denmark
Well, if you wanted to come back to the states I suppose you might… oh well.
if he finds any chinese people he can enslave them to dig faster.
I was going to suggest Japan, but it wouldn’t be funny now. – ZM
No need. If he finds any Chinese people he’s already passed right by his goal. He just has to go halfway back.
I’m really rather surprised you didn’t say anything about my exhibitionist comment. 😉
it wasnt my place to do the exercise now was it. besides if everyone doesnt know im an exhibitionist by now they need their memory core looked at.
I was hoping not to have to dig for the iron on my own, for three reasons:
If you’re going to let trivialities like these stop you then I guess you just don’t want it badly enough!
Sheesh. And all this time I thought your ambition was your greatest advantage against me…
Hmm. You know, you’re absolutely right. I think I’m going to start adapting my
heavily armed orbital fortresstiny orbiting research platform for asteroid mining immediately.