The wedding

Gas fare to Pensacola: $60.
New air conditioner belt: $3.99.
Tools to install the air conditioner belt in the car in the parking lot of an auto parts store three-quarters of the way between Tampa and Pensacola: $30.
Per-night hotel rental in a fleabag motel, complete with fire-ant infestation: $49.95.
Attending a wedding presided over by a gay Catholic priest in which the bride spent the evening in the hospital the night before and one of the ushers had to be bailed out of jail for the occasion: Priceless.