I wish I could say tat this is a parody, but it’s not. The folks behind the “Day of Purity” have released an unsettling video in which a creepy bear tells a kid “She may be cuddly, but look at me! I’m cuddly too!” to get him to say “no” to going in the house with his girlfriend.
Will the day ever come when these folks realize that preaching abstinence doesn’t work? How high do the rates of teen pregnancy have to get in the Bible Belt before folks figure this out?
Personally, I’m waiting for the inevitable: a newspaper runs a story involving Purity Bear being caught on videotape doing the nasty with PedoBear in some seedy Detroit motel bathroom.
Dear children,
If you don’t have premarital sex, a creepy teddy bear with an even creepier baritone will follow you around giving you dire warnings. Protect yourself. Have sex with everyone you come across. Then the creepy bear will get disgusted with you and leave you alone.
Dear children,
If you don’t have premarital sex, a creepy teddy bear with an even creepier baritone will follow you around giving you dire warnings. Protect yourself. Have sex with everyone you come across. Then the creepy bear will get disgusted with you and leave you alone.
It would have been so much better if he had said, “No thanks—I’m gay.”
It would have been so much better if he had said, “No thanks—I’m gay.”
Soooooooo…. we’re sposed to get married as soon as we have sexual urges? What if we have urges with more than one??? Oh noooooooes! Umm…. will the Teddy bear follow us in the bedroom tooooooo?
Soooooooo…. we’re sposed to get married as soon as we have sexual urges? What if we have urges with more than one??? Oh noooooooes! Umm…. will the Teddy bear follow us in the bedroom tooooooo?
The Department of the Interior has us covered. – ZM
Wow, that’s awesome. I somehow missed that one.
The Department of the Interior has us covered. – ZM
She looks cuddly? Yeah, I’m sure that’s what’s driving the kid, the same cuddly feeling he has for his teddy bear.
wtf indeed…
Maybe he’s a furry?
Plushophilia != Furry
…although with any subculture (including furry) there are always going to be some people with overlapping interests. A similar stereotype is found with zoophilia, yet relatively few people affiliated with furry fandom engage in that sort of thing. I suppose we can thank Hollywood sensationalism and especially CSI for continuing to perpetuate such myths.
Sorry, I meant plushie. I was thinking there was another term that was closer to what I meant. It didn’t seem critical enough to the joke to work it out, though.
She looks cuddly? Yeah, I’m sure that’s what’s driving the kid, the same cuddly feeling he has for his teddy bear.
wtf indeed…
Maybe he’s a furry?
Whoever came up with this clearly does not watch Robot Chicken.
*blink*
Whoever came up with this clearly does not watch Robot Chicken.
Plushophilia != Furry
…although with any subculture (including furry) there are always going to be some people with overlapping interests. A similar stereotype is found with zoophilia, yet relatively few people affiliated with furry fandom engage in that sort of thing. I suppose we can thank Hollywood sensationalism and especially CSI for continuing to perpetuate such myths.
Sorry, I meant plushie. I was thinking there was another term that was closer to what I meant. It didn’t seem critical enough to the joke to work it out, though.
Wow, that’s awesome. I somehow missed that one.
*blink*
That bear is just bein’ all passive aggressive and isn’t willing to come out and say “Yiff me, boy, and leave some goddamn marks while you’re at it!”
Why doesn’t LJ have a “like” button?
That bear is just bein’ all passive aggressive and isn’t willing to come out and say “Yiff me, boy, and leave some goddamn marks while you’re at it!”
Shit! Damn! I had sex with a lot of people before (oh, and after) I met my husband! My life is ruined! My successful career (that recent promotion), my happy child, my well-adjusted stepchildren–all IN VAIN!!!!!!!
Shit! Damn! I had sex with a lot of people before (oh, and after) I met my husband! My life is ruined! My successful career (that recent promotion), my happy child, my well-adjusted stepchildren–all IN VAIN!!!!!!!
Why doesn’t LJ have a “like” button?
I think the abstience crew don’t take into account that there are plenty of ways that horny teenagers can get rid of their urges safely without having sex.
They see it as a ridiculous all or nothing choice.
I think the abstience crew don’t take into account that there are plenty of ways that horny teenagers can get rid of their urges safely without having sex.
They see it as a ridiculous all or nothing choice.
“Personally, I’m waiting for the inevitable: a newspaper runs a story involving Purity Bear being caught on videotape doing the nasty with PedoBear in some seedy Detroit motel bathroom.”
This was my first thought! Too bad the Onion doesn’t take submissions…
“Personally, I’m waiting for the inevitable: a newspaper runs a story involving Purity Bear being caught on videotape doing the nasty with PedoBear in some seedy Detroit motel bathroom.”
This was my first thought! Too bad the Onion doesn’t take submissions…