”Gingrich would like to remind everybody that that marriage is between one man and one woman whom you abandon riddled with cancer on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress whom you later marry and cheat on with a third woman while screaming with Godly moral outrage about the infidelities of the president.”
For.
The.
Win.
For.
The.
Win.
Well yeah…isn’t that how it’s supposed to be done?
Well yeah…isn’t that how it’s supposed to be done?
I can’t find the original attribution; it was floating around Facebook. A Google search shows a bunch of examples but I don’t know where it came from originally, sadly.
I’m gonna float it around some more.
I can’t find the original attribution; it was floating around Facebook. A Google search shows a bunch of examples but I don’t know where it came from originally, sadly.
Funny, because it’s true.
Funny, because it’s true.
ouch. truth bites, doesn’t it?
ouch. truth bites, doesn’t it?
Well-played.
Well-played.
I’m gonna float it around some more.
Heh, so you know me then? 🙂
Heh, so you know me then? 🙂
I did something similar on my one visit to Portland when my friend took me to Powell’s. Although I don’t see any of the same books in her pile as I remember being in mine. Getting them home on the plane was quite an adventure too.
I did something similar on my one visit to Portland when my friend took me to Powell’s. Although I don’t see any of the same books in her pile as I remember being in mine. Getting them home on the plane was quite an adventure too.
You forgot something! (I assume, having not seen the movie.)
CAESAR THE APE: I must beg my leave of you now so I can go steal some canisters of uplift virus from the mad scientist. You see, meaning no disrespect, I’m sure, but you’re all a bunch of bloody useless fucking apes.
OTHER APES: Ook?
You forgot something! (I assume, having not seen the movie.)
CAESAR THE APE: I must beg my leave of you now so I can go steal some canisters of uplift virus from the mad scientist. You see, meaning no disrespect, I’m sure, but you’re all a bunch of bloody useless fucking apes.
OTHER APES: Ook?