Uncompressing kernel……done.
Loading kernel………………………
FRANKLIN version 8.4(1) loaded. Good morning!
Loading sex drive framework….done.
Current arousal level is 8 (0-9)
Loading soundtrack…done.
Current music playing inside your head is:
VNV Nation, Standing
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Throttling respawn
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Loading device drivers………….. *FAILED*
Note: Last message repeated 47 times
Loading device drivers…………..done.
Probing devices:
Found 2 arm(s)
Found 2 leg(s)
Found 1 head(s)
*** WARNING: Head hurts, skipping further integrity checks
Found 1 sex organ(s)
Note: Current arousal level changed to 9 (0-9)
Loading speech centers… *FAILED*
Will retry in background
Registered new device: hands
Registered new device: feet
Registered new device: nose
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Registered new device: eyes
Initializing visual centers…… *FAILED*
Initializing visual centers…… *FAILED*
Initializing visual centers…… *FAILED*
Note: Last message repeated 16 times
Initializing visual centers…… done, loading object recognition framework
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Initializing to-do list… done
Note: “Go pee” moved to top of to-do list
Note: “Go pee” urgency changed to 7 (0-9)
Loading speech centers… *FAILED*
Will retry in background
Current runlevel is now 1
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
Initializing object recognition framework…………..done.
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): pillow
Identified 1 object(s): cat
Identified 1 object(s): blanket
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
Note: Last message repeated 15 times
Note: “Go pee” urgency changed to 8 (0-9)
Loading speech centers… *FAILED*
Will retry in background
Current runlevel is now 2
*** WARNING: nose hurts, loading diagnostic
*** WARNING: cat is biting nose
Loading motor control…….done.
Note: “Move cat” moved to top of to-do list
Note: “Move cat” urgency changed to 9 (0-9)
Loading speech centers…done
Note: “Go pee” urgency changed to 9 (0-9)
Note: Added “Find food” to to-do list
Note: “Find food” urgency changed to 8 (0-9)
FRANKLIN version 8.4(1) running on device 0 runlevel 2
Good morning, Franklin! Time to face the day!
Thanks for bringing the lulz 😉
Thanks for bringing the lulz 😉
Roflmao – that is beautiful. 🙂
^_^ You should run that when your systems boot up. I bet you can program that and run it in automator with terminal.
Roflmao – that is beautiful. 🙂
^_^ You should run that when your systems boot up. I bet you can program that and run it in automator with terminal.
i should do one of these
i should do one of these
How does the fsck process factor into this if the shutdown was, shall we say, unclean?
He’d definitely have to resolve any issues with the sticky bit 😉
How does the fsck process factor into this if the shutdown was, shall we say, unclean?
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
*YOINK!*
A work of sublime beauty.
*YOINK!*
A work of sublime beauty.
He’d definitely have to resolve any issues with the sticky bit 😉
Stunning…
Your blog always makes me either smile or think. I love that about you!
Stunning…
Your blog always makes me either smile or think. I love that about you!
Fucking hilarious. You’re the only person I know who has as much trouble getting up in the morning as I do. This could have been written about me (minus the cat biting the nose thing … my cat just sits on my chest, and your cat doesn’t bite my nose, he steals my hand)
Fucking hilarious. You’re the only person I know who has as much trouble getting up in the morning as I do. This could have been written about me (minus the cat biting the nose thing … my cat just sits on my chest, and your cat doesn’t bite my nose, he steals my hand)
Nice work.. 🙂
Nice work.. 🙂
Ya know…I don’t really consider myself all that “geeky”, but this made me laugh. Especially making the connection of “nose hurts” to “cat biting nose”. And btw, I’m just as completely dysfunctional in the mornings.
Ya know…I don’t really consider myself all that “geeky”, but this made me laugh. Especially making the connection of “nose hurts” to “cat biting nose”. And btw, I’m just as completely dysfunctional in the mornings.
My cat used to punch me in the eye to wake me up. I feel your pain. She never bothered the boyfriend I lived with.
My cat used to punch me in the eye to wake me up. I feel your pain. She never bothered the boyfriend I lived with.
Surfed in from‘s LJ, liked what I saw, added you.
Howdy, and welcome aboard!
Surfed in from‘s LJ, liked what I saw, added you.
Nerd. Haha.
Nerd. Haha.
OMG – you are now responsible for my having peed myself laughing so hard it hurts.
OMG – you are now responsible for my having peed myself laughing so hard it hurts.
Howdy, and welcome aboard!
Not ready reading kink drive
Abort / Retry / Fail?
Not ready reading kink drive
Abort / Retry / Fail?
Ok, almost 50 failures of the device driver loading sequence? Only using 2 of the additional 8 digits afforded you by the 4th bit for Urgency and Arousal level?
…are you running on a microsoft product? You poor, poor man…
Heh. It’s worse than that. Compared to my brain when i first wake up, a Microsoft program is a model of stability and reliability.
And I bet that’s the first time anyone has ever said “a Microsoft program is a model of stability and reliability” without a “not” in between.
Ok, almost 50 failures of the device driver loading sequence? Only using 2 of the additional 8 digits afforded you by the 4th bit for Urgency and Arousal level?
…are you running on a microsoft product? You poor, poor man…
Heh. It’s worse than that. Compared to my brain when i first wake up, a Microsoft program is a model of stability and reliability.
And I bet that’s the first time anyone has ever said “a Microsoft program is a model of stability and reliability” without a “not” in between.